claustrofuckbia

the fear of being caught doing the dirty in a very small place. for example: a closet, during a christmas party or social gathering.

claustrofuckbia stricken charlotte, could not even think of making out in the port a potty at the park with her main squeeze charles.

by sweetontweety7777 April 20, 2009

claustrophobic

when someone hasn't come out of the closet yet.

stop being claustrophobic and come out already
"let me be claustrophobic in peace"

by Unknown0429 June 13, 2019

Bitch Clause

A set of circumstances that might prevent an otherwise fun or enjoyable event. Also the sense of doubt or negativity one adds to an agreement.

We need to hang tonight, if weather permits.

or

If my girl says its cool, I'll totally come over tonight and play some COD!!

or possibly

Bob: So we're all set to go to the club?
Steve: Hell yeah, its been so long since we've had time to kick it together!
Joe: Yeah, but we can't stay out too long man, I have to get up early tomorrow. Plus my girl doesn't want me staying out too long.
Bob: Man Joe, why you always gotta add a bitch clause to the situation??

by Breezy Cartheezy January 21, 2011

Santa Clausing

Santa clausing is the task of running over to some far away and do something to them.

Yeah I went over there and santa Claus fucked her

That guy just came over here and santa clause punched me

Santa clausing is the best way to fuck

by Bigbmann12 July 22, 2018

Santa Clausing

Cumming on someone’s face, in the shape of Santa Claus’s beard.

I went for a pearl necklace, but I ended up Santa Clausing that bitch, instead.

by MissIvyEllen September 22, 2019

The Adam Clause

A clause in the Friends With Benefits contract in which both parties agree to end said contract after a certain date has been reached.

Her: Hey, I know we’ve had a great summer and all… but I think I’m going to innact The Adam Clause.
Him: How does August 23rd sound?

by BruntBlue April 18, 2018

caustic git, the

A verbose young lady noted for her acerbic wit and driving debate.

The Caustic Git tore him a new one when he tried to tell her to "cheer up."

by The Git herself February 9, 2004