When you're making out with a girl with a paper bag on her head, but you are uncertain as to what her face really looks like. This means her face is both beautiful and ugly at the same time.
Bro 1: I banged a chick last night, but someone had put a bag over her head.
Bro 2: Dude, you totally banged a chick with Schrodinger's Face.
Bro 1: Luckily I never took the bag off, so I'm going to assume she was decent.
Bro 2: Though it's equally likely she could have been fugly.
Bro 2: Dude, you totally banged a chick with Schrodinger's Face.
Bro 1: Luckily I never took the bag off, so I'm going to assume she was decent.
Bro 2: Though it's equally likely she could have been fugly.
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Also can be shortened as "cookin." basically means you're high as fuck.
Person 1- "yo you good?"
Person 2- "I'm cookin in the face"
Person 1- "you must be high as shit"
Person 1- "yo you good?"
Person 2- "I'm cookin in the face"
Person 1- "you must be high as shit"
Person 1- "yo you good?"
Person 2- "I'm cookin in the face"
Person 1- "you must be high as shit"
Person 1- "you cookin?"
Person 2- "yeah I'm high as hell"
Person 2- "I'm cookin in the face"
Person 1- "you must be high as shit"
Person 1- "you cookin?"
Person 2- "yeah I'm high as hell"
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She used to be such a beautiful model until she junked up her face with fake lips, plastic skin, and enough piercings to make a biker blush.
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It is usually a term of effection.
It is usually a term of effection.
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Get the tammy jo face mug.The face you make when you look directly into the sun.Or your face after spending too much time on the beach.The eyes squint and you are stuck in a kind of perpetual half smile.
person1:Yo lets check out the beach picktures from yesterday .
person2:Dam we were all making kakey sun faces.
person2:Dam we were all making kakey sun faces.
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