Facts

When someone is so true you have to say that it's a fact.

"That girl is such a whore"
"Facts"

"I gained so much weight my ass got huge"
"Facts."

by Thedutchessofnewjersey December 26, 2015

cookin in the face

Also can be shortened as "cookin." basically means you're high as fuck.

Person 1- "yo you good?"

Person 2- "I'm cookin in the face"

Person 1- "you must be high as shit"

Person 1- "yo you good?"

Person 2- "I'm cookin in the face"

Person 1- "you must be high as shit"

Person 1- "you cookin?"
Person 2- "yeah I'm high as hell"

by Thedutchessofnewjersey December 26, 2015