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Wiktoria Barcewicz

Born and raised in a bubble called Białystok in Poland, she is the polish version of (a) Becky. She grew up with a silver spoon in her mouth, so needless to say she's naive and thinks everything is made of sunlight and rainbows. She thinks she lights up people's lives and loves it when her friends call her sunshine. Truth is deep down her "besties" believe she has the dimmest future among all of them where she will be surrounded with fuckboys and VSCO girls. In fact, she is that cliché blonde girl in every movie who is so incredibly dumb that she can only think with her big, saggy tits.

She claims she can sing, but has the most annoying voice in the universe. She can't dance if her life depended on it either. She tilts her head everytime she jams to her favorite songs like a crack addict, which is pretty telling.

She tried becoming a consultant for a cosmetic line, which did not last long. It was a definite proof she is talentless no matter how much she calls it a success. Her IG page for the job couldn't gain any more than 100 followers. She didn't even earn that job, her amazing mom spoon feeds everything to her.

She has no personality and skill. She still lives with her parents at 21 and failed the entrance exam to her preferred University so she ended up going to UE.

A PSA from her "friends": we actually can't stand you. Please stop sucking up to us and calling all of us your best friends. Ooh na na eh, don't act like you know us.
1. Ms. Sienkiewicz, your friend Wiktoria Barcewicz was last seen at the beach looking like a tomato after trying to get a sun tan.

2. Hey dude, who's that sket with the wide ass manly shoulders?

Ah, that's Wiktoria. She wasn't invited to the party but here she is.

3. Wiktoria Barcewicz took part in debates, and her group would have won if her dumbass wasn't there. She wants to be a part of big committees, but doesn't have the set of skills for a leadership position so she just participates in activities as an ordinary student.
by kaliuchisluvrr July 13, 2020
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Wikimedia Foundation

A NGO from US which holds people as slaves for decades. Literally.
- I never report the Wikimedia Foundation to the police because my life is free now
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Dirty Wiktoria

When you have dirty fantasy’s about your history teacher so you shot him and the n fuck his corpse.
Oh she did a dirty Wiktoria
by Dirty Wiktoria August 31, 2021
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wikus

Wikus is a term usually when someone spontaneously combust while having intercoarse with a goat.
"pheeewwww I was so drunk last night, when I woke up in the bush this morning, I realised I did a wikus."

" Hey there baby (talking in the zoo). Are you in the mood for a wikus!"
by Shade55 November 9, 2007
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wikipedant

wik-ee-ped-nt (n.)

1. a person who is excessively concerned with looking up minor details and rules on wikis (notably Wikipedia) or with displaying their internet-learning, esp. when it has just been learned.
2. a person who adheres rigidly to the content of wiki pages without regard to common sense.
3. a person who is v. ostentatious or condescending when engaged in the above behavior.

Other forms: wikipedantic (adj.), wikipedantry (n., an example of wikipedantic behavior)
The wikipedant was constantly on her phone, checking and correcting our ENTIRE conversation.
by Shaestorms May 1, 2014
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Wiki-vention

When in a conversation with friends you check wikipedia for a fact on your smartphone and become so engrossed in unnecessary links (intering the wikipedian loop) related to the original query you withdraw completely from the conversation. So oblivious to your friend’s attempts to reengage you, they resort to sending a text to your phone as the only means to contact you directly and jog you out of your stupor.
AKA the smartphone intervention when IMDB or other sites cause the same withdrawl from actual human social interaction.
Chuck "It's been 10 min since he checked Wikipedia and he hasn't spoken"
Teddy "Looks like he's stuck in a wikipedian loop"
Chuck "I'll text him, it's time for his Wiki-vention"
by Chill-Bot 3000 March 27, 2011
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Wiktoria

Wiktoria is a polish name.Normally Wiktoria has beautiful blue and blonde hair and a short heigh, slim and a very pretty girl,Wiktoria is an amazing friends that everyone wish they had, she could have so many boyfriends.Wiktoria has an phenomenal personality, for example, when her friends are hurt she will help them straight away and do anything to make you happy.Wiktoria is a very genorus, nice, cool, popular, smart, athletic, pretty and a good poser for pictures.
Boy 1:Yo look at the new girl(Wiktoria), I wish she was my friend.
Girl:yh man, I wish I was as pretty as her.
Boy 2:Ikr, Wiktoria is such an amazing friend, she helped me so much.Also, Wiktoria is mine so youse can go away!!
by Person627490462 March 15, 2020
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