n., (WIH-kee-leek) a collaborative process whereby one takes a
piss while allowing
anonymous others unfettered access to and
control of the flow of urine.
Frequently produces extremely unreliable results including wildly inaccurate aim, incomplete evacuation, and a general lack of familiarity with the source material.
Example 1:
Person A: "God damnit! You sprayed piss all over the bathroom again!"
Person B: "Honey, it was beautiful! I helped destroy the oppressive bathroom meritocracy by letting others
pee for me, allowing the free market to relish its inexplicable sense of exceptionalism in spite of any individual lack of skill or intelligence.
Person A: What a
load of horseshit.
Person B: No, dear, wikidump is entirely different and
won't be available until a subsequent open-source
beta.
Example 2:
Man: "No officer, I wasn't cruising the bathroom, I was taking a wikileak."
Police Man: "Sure
thing, Senator Craig…"