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wikileak 

a leak of secret information; divulging of secret documents or cables.
A wikileak of secret US cables is causing a headache in the USA now.
wikileak by uttam maharjan December 13, 2010

wikileak 

a verb used to describe something leaked that no one else should know about.
Cara wikileaked on me and now I have to go to the doctor and get q-tipped.
wikileak by vapidr1 December 9, 2010

Wikileak 

Person 1 - Hey where are you going?
Person 2 - I'm going for an wikileak, LMAO.
Wikileak by HellaFellaTella February 26, 2011

wikileak 

a burst condom; when a condom unexpectedly bursts during consensual sex, especially in Sweden.
Damn, the condom's done a wikileak! I'll be facing an Interpol warrant for rape soon!
wikileak by una.bubba December 10, 2010

wikileak 

Refers to a leak in a torn or split condom.
"The condom split - and there was a wikileak!" - Julian Assange
wikileak by m.ryan.p December 29, 2010

wikileak 

n., (WIH-kee-leek) a collaborative process whereby one takes a piss while allowing anonymous others unfettered access to and control of the flow of urine.

Frequently produces extremely unreliable results including wildly inaccurate aim, incomplete evacuation, and a general lack of familiarity with the source material.
Example 1:
Person A: "God damnit! You sprayed piss all over the bathroom again!"
Person B: "Honey, it was beautiful! I helped destroy the oppressive bathroom meritocracy by letting others pee for me, allowing the free market to relish its inexplicable sense of exceptionalism in spite of any individual lack of skill or intelligence.
Person A: What a load of horseshit.
Person B: No, dear, wikidump is entirely different and won't be available until a subsequent open-source beta.

Example 2:
Man: "No officer, I wasn't cruising the bathroom, I was taking a wikileak."
Police Man: "Sure thing, Senator Craig…"
wikileak by SuperRobert July 26, 2010