n., (WIH-kee-leek) a
collaborative process whereby one takes a piss while allowing anonymous others unfettered access to and control of the flow of urine.
Frequently produces extremely unreliable results including wildly inaccurate aim, incomplete evacuation, and a general lack of
familiarity with the
source material.
Example 1:
Person A: "God damnit! You sprayed piss all over the bathroom again!"
Person B: "Honey, it was beautiful! I helped destroy the oppressive bathroom meritocracy by letting others pee for me, allowing the free market to relish its inexplicable sense of
exceptionalism in spite of any
individual lack of skill or
intelligence.
Person A: What a load of horseshit.
Person B: No, dear, wikidump is entirely different and won't be available until a subsequent open-source beta.
Example 2:
Man: "No officer, I wasn't cruising the bathroom, I was taking a wikileak."
Police Man: "Sure thing, Senator Craig…"