Uber

by Ima chicken January 22, 2017
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Uber

It's hard to feel bad for someone that gets in the wrong car twice before getting murdered. The driver of the second car might not be right for murdering the girl, but she was a questionable kind of person for wandering around not knowing what the fuck was going on, as you would have to be to get in the wrong car not once but twice before the incident. There's no law that says people have to be forgiving and friendly to every moron with no common sense.
A legit uber driver has a bright neon blue sign on their car that says uber, in case some moron like that girl that died is wandering around lost and can't find the driver. The uber sign seems effective enough for most people that use uber instead of an old fashioned taxi.
by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021
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Uber kid

Take's a Uber from Newark and to the Poconos and pays 83 dollars for it
by Uber kid April 23, 2017
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Uber haul

Uber service for hauling goods from store to residence. I.e. lumber, large tv's, appliances, etc...
Person bought goods there not capable of hauling in their vehicle. Uber haul provides hauling service to haul large goods.
by Happy1119777 February 14, 2019
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Uber Racist

An individual who, in their pursuit of being racist, has transcended the ordinary boundaries of bigotry. Their discriminatory tendencies are not merely pedestrian; they are omniversal cosmic in scale, spanning dimensions and timelines.

*I'm talking about you, Skyler.*
Skyler: Good morning, everyone. I'm your new teacher, Skyler. Today, we will begin with an introductory topic: racism.
Kaiser: Awww, fawk... $200 says he's about to cook up some Uber Racist level out-of-pocket shit
Fujimoto: ...
by toiletCleaner69 April 05, 2024
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uber

An app where you can pay people to drive you where-ever you like for an other worldly cost
person 1: "uber for (name)?"
person 2: "yeah, that's me" *gets in*
by cowmas : ) December 25, 2021
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super uber

a much larger form of the ride sharing giant uber operated by the translink company, known by only few people because it is super expensive and super classy.
Amber can't afford the Super Uber so she
will have to take a bus.
by tcitycrips February 24, 2019
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