Pot Noodle Horn 

the pot noodle horn is a horn thats perfect for annoying teachers all through the year especially history teachers. It is a school hero!

teacher: who killed JFK?
(pot noodle horn blows)

Pot Noodle Horn by MrFrickerAnnoyer October 14, 2009

hornswaggle 

to wiggle one's fingers under someone else's chin while yelling out "HORNSWAGGLE!"

Stoner number 1: Hey, Stoner number 2, look over there! (points to the right)

Stoner number 2: What? Where? (looks to the right)

Stoner number 1: (Stealthly HORNSWAGGLES Stoner number 2) HORNSWAGGLE!!!

hornswaggle by Keef Stonewood October 30, 2007

London Fog Horn

During fellatio the recipiant jabs the donor's chest directly between the lungs. The donor then reacts by expelling a prolonged deep tone, comparable to that of a fog horn.

Last night my boyfriend gave me a London Fog Horn. It woke my grandmother up.

London Fog Horn by Garyland May 29, 2008

The Horn 

(p.noun) alter ego of Einhorn
(verb) to subject an individual of the female persuasion to a backdoor rodgering not likely to be forgotten.

"ahhh, The Penix gave her The Horn last night, she was limpin' good!"

The Horn by Black Belt Jones September 18, 2003

Honk The Horn 

The uncontrollable act induced by extreme excitement after an individual locates his cock, where he tediously shaves away at the outermost layer of skin until only the urethra is intact.

- Hello? 9-1-1? Yah, I just woke up with an apple peeler in my hand and the bloody existence of my penis was urinating like an unmanned fire hose.

- Stay calm... Prior to you passing out, you unconsciously mutilated your penis. Medical professionals familiar with "Honk The Horn" cases are on their way.

Honk The Horn by ScreamTeam April 4, 2009

horndog 

A horn is a person (generaly male) who is obsessed with fucking and never shuts the fuck up about sex. Also he may talk about how great he is in bed yet they have only fucked 1 or 2 chicks.

Billy: Hey, my friend Alex Chisamore friend is a total dolt man. He says he's the BEST in bed with all of his ho's.

Bob: No, man that tool is just a total horndog.

horndog by NikotheG August 2, 2009

horn 

Short for Longhorns from The University of Texas.

Hook 'em Horns!

horn by CorporationX May 25, 2004