The uncontrollable act induced by extreme excitement after an individual locates his cock
, where he tediously shaves away at the outermost layer of skin until only the urethra
- Hello? 9-1-1? Yah, I just woke up with an apple peeler in my hand and the bloody existence of my penis was urinating like an unmanned fire hose.
- Stay calm... Prior to you passing out, you unconsciously mutilated your penis. Medical professionals familiar with "Honk The Horn" cases are on their way.