Bill Clinton

Oral sex, bitches!!!!!

There's nothing finer than a woman's vagin-er, except for her thing that talks on your thing that cocks!

by Stiffley Stifferson December 29, 2004

Cleptard

A person that steals over and over and gets caught and doesn't care just for a free meal in the slammer!

Chris you ended up in jail on Christmas eve you cleptard!

by christierose June 9, 2009

Clifton Surf n Turf

Cheetos and Beef Jerky

Yo man u got any cheetos or beef jerky? Oh wait do you mean the Clifton Surf n Turf?

by datboul June 20, 2011

Cliiting

Cliiting(pronounced cleeting) is the act of intentionally smacking another person's food out of their hands just because you can. Cliiting is intended to annoy, and or anger the person being cliited.

Josh enjoyed cliiting his friend Jimmy because Jimmy was an easy target.

by Apollyon0666 March 20, 2012

cleptic

a slang word for cool, awesome, crazy, insane, used by the out crowd, like saying wicked. Its a quirkier way to say cool that we started using when everyone says everything is "awesome!"

can be used sarcastically, just like any other adjective.

1. So i got two tickets to the Evil Dead this weekend. Want to go with me?
2. Cleptic! i'd love too!

a. how cute are these shoes!
b. *rolls eyes* they're soooo cleptic.

by Feyra August 26, 2013

cleptopenia

The unconscious theft of Penises. Also known as Cleptopenisania.

the hooker commited cleptopenia after i refused to pay her 20 dollars to suck my dick

by heisenberg420969 February 5, 2018

Clinting

The act of becoming a bandwagon SJW; The act of being a closet sexist; the act of being a closet racist; acting like a complete tool; being so woke that you need to go back to sleep.

That guy agreed that mansplaining was wrong and needs to stop, but he's totally clinting right now by mansplaining.

"Can you believe that guy is making a big deal about his interracial relationship to gain attention? What a clint."

by downinahole May 5, 2018