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Cliiting 

Cliiting(pronounced cleeting) is the act of intentionally smacking another person's food out of their hands just because you can. Cliiting is intended to annoy, and or anger the person being cliited.
Josh enjoyed cliiting his friend Jimmy because Jimmy was an easy target.
Cliiting by Apollyon0666 March 20, 2012
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Clitingles

When a woman’s clitoris gets aroused and tingles.
My wife said “When you touch my nipples, it gives me the clitingles.”
Clitingles by Chucktastic68 June 2, 2018

clitingles

When your wife’s clitoris tingles when you touch her.
Sucking on my wife’s nipples gives her the clitingles.
clitingles by Chucktastic68 June 5, 2018

Dick Clittington 

One of the most insulting names that you can call a person.
The naming of a Dick Clittington is often followed by a round of applause for the user's tenacity in their choice of insult.
As it holds such monumental weight amongst insults, calling somebody Dick Clittington should only occur in the most extreme instances where other insults fall short of describing the gravity of that particular situation.
Besides the exalted and god like 'cock smoking thunder cunt' I can think of only one other insult that would gain such rapturous applause for its usage, 'Dick Clittington'

Clinting 

The practice of using a .44 Magnum in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 to act as if one has the touch of Clint Eastwood. Enemies often become disoriented and confused after having been clinted, as they are shocked that the .44 Magnum has the ability to beat their bolt action nurse.

Much of the custom Clinting class maybe changed to a player's liking. A common Clinting class also includes a riot shield. It is highly recommended to use Stopping Power and FMJ on the .44 Magnum for added Eastwoodness. Sleight of Hand is personally recommended since Clint Eastwood can reload at those speeds in real life.

Popularized by the groups USSR and Jiz usually in a combination of efforts, although as noticed, this has been raising in Modern Warfare popularity over time.

Also referred to as Clint Eastwooding, or Eastwooding.

It is also a well known fact among many Clinters that 9 year olds can not Clint very well at all, nor can they defend against the Clint, so Clinters must often be prepared to hear a barrage of how noob they are said through an overwhelmingly high voice at the end of the particular round or match.
Matt: Eastwoodness is next to godliness.

Matt: These kids are getting Clinted so hard they don't know what to do with themselves.

Ballin: We got this, choister is a master of the art of Clinting.

choister: Did you guys see that Akimbo Clintshot game winner?

MikeHoncho: ClintShotTED
Clinting by [USSR]Matt MK94 April 24, 2010

Clinting 

The sound produced when a male with a prince albert piercing and a women with a clitoris piercing are in the process of having sexual intercourse and their piercings make contact.
Brian: I heard my roomate with his girlfriend last night through the wall.

Brendon: Oh yea what`d you hear?

Brian: All I could hear was, "cling cling cling cling cling!!!

Bredon: Damn they were clinting all night huh?

Brian: Reminds me of my uncle when he`s fixing the pipes in the bathroom.
Clinting by trackieRuN November 20, 2010

button clitting 

Repeatedly pressing the elevator button as if doing so will make the elevator come sooner.
Observer: "You seem to think that pressing the elevator button again and again will make the elevator come more quickly. It won't. You're button clitting, and its a total waste of energy."
Button Clitter: "I know, but I can't help it."
button clitting by Dandy Dinmot April 26, 2009
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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