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Clitingles

When a woman’s clitoris gets aroused and tingles.
My wife said “When you touch my nipples, it gives me the clitingles.”
Clitingles by Chucktastic68 June 2, 2018

clitingles

When your wife’s clitoris tingles when you touch her.
Sucking on my wife’s nipples gives her the clitingles.
clitingles by Chucktastic68 June 5, 2018

Dick Clittington 

One of the most insulting names that you can call a person.
The naming of a Dick Clittington is often followed by a round of applause for the user's tenacity in their choice of insult.
As it holds such monumental weight amongst insults, calling somebody Dick Clittington should only occur in the most extreme instances where other insults fall short of describing the gravity of that particular situation.
Besides the exalted and god like 'cock smoking thunder cunt' I can think of only one other insult that would gain such rapturous applause for its usage, 'Dick Clittington'

Clinting 

The practice of using a .44 Magnum in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 to act as if one has the touch of Clint Eastwood. Enemies often become disoriented and confused after having been clinted, as they are shocked that the .44 Magnum has the ability to beat their bolt action nurse.

Much of the custom Clinting class maybe changed to a player's liking. A common Clinting class also includes a riot shield. It is highly recommended to use Stopping Power and FMJ on the .44 Magnum for added Eastwoodness. Sleight of Hand is personally recommended since Clint Eastwood can reload at those speeds in real life.

Popularized by the groups USSR and Jiz usually in a combination of efforts, although as noticed, this has been raising in Modern Warfare popularity over time.

Also referred to as Clint Eastwooding, or Eastwooding.

It is also a well known fact among many Clinters that 9 year olds can not Clint very well at all, nor can they defend against the Clint, so Clinters must often be prepared to hear a barrage of how noob they are said through an overwhelmingly high voice at the end of the particular round or match.
Matt: Eastwoodness is next to godliness.

Matt: These kids are getting Clinted so hard they don't know what to do with themselves.

Ballin: We got this, choister is a master of the art of Clinting.

choister: Did you guys see that Akimbo Clintshot game winner?

MikeHoncho: ClintShotTED
Clinting by [USSR]Matt MK94 April 24, 2010

Clinting 

The sound produced when a male with a prince albert piercing and a women with a clitoris piercing are in the process of having sexual intercourse and their piercings make contact.
Brian: I heard my roomate with his girlfriend last night through the wall.

Brendon: Oh yea what`d you hear?

Brian: All I could hear was, "cling cling cling cling cling!!!

Bredon: Damn they were clinting all night huh?

Brian: Reminds me of my uncle when he`s fixing the pipes in the bathroom.
Clinting by trackieRuN November 20, 2010

button clitting 

Repeatedly pressing the elevator button as if doing so will make the elevator come sooner.
Observer: "You seem to think that pressing the elevator button again and again will make the elevator come more quickly. It won't. You're button clitting, and its a total waste of energy."
Button Clitter: "I know, but I can't help it."
button clitting by Dandy Dinmot April 26, 2009
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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