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he/she's such a twonkie
twonkie by scaredyants September 29, 2003

twankie twankie 

If im not mistaken...it means two pounds of drugs...i dunno
twankie twankie by Ninj4 October 13, 2003

twinkle in her eye 

Code for when a girl has a fat ass
When I saw her walking down street she had a real twinkle in her eye

twinkies down two 

Man look at dem sezzy twinkies down two.
twinkies down two by Anonymous November 5, 2003

twinkiespage 

A personal page containing just about any nik naks and brik a braks.
In this day and age just about everyone has a twinkiespage that may seem sentiential, but is certainaly sentimental.

Twinkieitis

A fat girl who is a bitch, thinks she knows everything and has consumed a lot of twinkies or fat cakes.
A girl who is believed to be fat from twinkies.
A fatty who has consumed enough food that their personality has become shitty because they are unhappy with themselves and take it out on everyone else.....twinkies are always to blame.
Guy 1:Did you see that girl yelling at the cashier?
Guy 2:Yes, that girl must be mad about the price of her fat cakes she's definitely got a case of twinkieitis
Guy 1:it seems to be getting worse

Doctor:I'm afraid I have some bad news
Fatty: oh no i was afraid of this I'm pregnant ain't I?
Doctor:No you're just fat, but that you're now so fat you have twinkieitis even your twinkies are having twinkies