Twinkied

verb;

1. when ya man nuts in ya.
2. when a man ejaculates in a female peer, leaving semen in her vagina.

"Did you get twinkied?"
"Yeah, I feel like an oozing cream puff."

by whalecumlicker December 6, 2018

twinkied

the act of getting ur asshole sucked out by a member of the opposite sex

jeremy moore got his ass twinkied by micul williams

by stinkypete666 May 19, 2003

twinkied

when a man cums in a girls mouth, ass, and vagina similar the three holes on the bottom of the famous hostess snack cakes where the creme filling is injected into the Twinkie

the girl came over to my house last night so I twinkied her and sent her on her way.

by max angies April 10, 2008

Twinkied

When a man is filled with semen in both ends and squeezed so it comes out.

Did you hear that Jack and Eric twinkied Christain last night?

by Twinkie1269 April 11, 2017

Devils Twinkie

When one person licks mayonnaise out of a white persons ass crack.

Hey man did you hear about Sebastian giving Trent a devils Twinkie the other night.

by Lucifers Whore May 28, 2020

PC Twinkie

A person who cares too much about what is and isn't politically correct.

Mark: Hey, Nick, look at this. This guy in the chat room is getting all bent out of shape because I called President Obama black instead of African-American.

Nick: Wow. This dude is the very definition of a PC Twinkie.

by That Guy With The Face November 7, 2013

twinkie cheeks

Slang statement for a masculine man who has extremely bald, hairless, ass cheeks.

Homeboy: Man, your butt is so smooth and hairless, I think I might name you twinkie cheeks!

Twinkie Cheeks: shut up, miron. Don't you know it's un-natural to stare at your homies ass.

(Homeboy's girlfriend is rolling video and spanking her own buns and frothing at the mouth, immediately afterwards runs out and buys a box of twinkies and a french tickler).

by High Hiter June 30, 2018