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Split Louvain

The (sex) act of laying down on an ice rink (preferably the one in Leuven, Belgium; the city after which the Split Louvain is called) butt-naked on your stomach and have someone ice skate on one leg right in between your buttcheeks.
My butthole is tingling, I could really go for a Split Louvain right now.
by Aarshaartje February 5, 2021
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Nuggee Split

When you are drunk or blazed and buy a 10 or 20 piece chicken nugget to split between two people.
We would like two five piece nugget, oh wait make that a ten piece nuggee split!
by ElCompanjero September 5, 2016
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vag-split ween

Coworker: Knock, knock. Who's there?

Coworker 2: In between

Coworker: In between who?

Coworker 2: Eddy Murphy's in between a vag-split ween!
by Slavid November 4, 2021
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Cocknana Split

Sex while simultaneously standing on your head, thrusting, and doing the splits. Usually the beneficial aftermath of sending a photo of a cocknana.
Always stretch prior to attempting a cocknana split, and bring whipped cream for added satisfaction.
by DJ, Chee Sed November 7, 2021
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Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.
Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!
by BonesTheWendigo July 29, 2021
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The bannana split

When a human(mostly man)is receiving oral from a monkey, and the monkey mistakes his Penis for a bannana than bites it off. On occasions it proceeds to anal fuck you.
by Micheal harsch March 29, 2017
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Banana Split

When your hitting it from the back and your dick pops out and slides up between her ass-cheeks.
Girl: whyd you stop?
Her dad: i just made a banana split!
Girl: hurry and put it back in!
by itstherealme May 21, 2019
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