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spam scam

A replacement of ground pig entrails and body parts with the entrails and body parts of a domesticated farm animal of another species not in accordance with SPAM(tm) or USDA specifications.
Oy vey, I should have known it was a spam scam at those prices and the "Product of Saudi Arabia" written on the lable.
by harry flashman July 19, 2003
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name scam

It what you call it when you and you're buddies have finally just come up with cool nicknames for a legendary mated pair or couple within your circle, and then they break up, so to retaliate you and your buddies think of crappy nick names to give each separate half of the couple as individuals in hopes that they'll get back together, and you'll be able to use their couple nick names again.
Lester: Where are Itchy and Scratchy, you know cause he always has some kind of rash from his jewellery and she's always mangling him up with her nails.
Fester: We can't call them that anymore. They broke up.
Lester: Dammit. Last time I think up cool nick names for them, from now on I'm calling them Hair and No Hair.
Fester: That might even motivate them to get back together.
Lester: Now you know the plan.
Fester: The name scam, I love it.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 23, 2010
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Home Depot Return Scam

The act of making a false or modified return to the dumb personnel that work the returns desk at Home Depot. This is often done by switching the new product with the broken old product and then returning, also by changing the contents of the packaging with a dummy product to pass off as a return, also one may purchase a tool or piece of equipment, use it then return when done and say that it was broken when you opened it. One could also use carefully discarded packaging, be careful and repackage with something with a similar weight to receive store credit. All at the no questions asked return policy. A contractor could supplement his project profit or increase his tool collection through the use of this and store credit.
It is amazing how the Home Depot Return Scam works time in and time again.
by Fyou123 May 18, 2019
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scramblette

An affectionate term given to a small furry pet who is given to scrambling around like a mad animal.
That crazy scramblette knocked everything off the counter AGAIN!
by Pantsington October 20, 2009
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Saramiah

Barely can function and literally is always laughing even though her laugh sounds like she can’t breath. She falls hard for the people she loves and tries really hard to keep relationships strong. She also extremely us fandomoming kpop.
Saramiah: Did you see the new NCT song

Saramiah: What do you mean you don’t like kpop
Saramiah: Did you know i wanna be a plastic surgeon so i can fix my mum’s face

no one is talking to her
by NesquikLorddd January 8, 2020
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Popsicle Scam

Leaving or getting away from a fishy or shady situation
by Popsicle Scam President March 27, 2009
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The Sacramento Kings Will Win The NBA Finals

This phrase is something no serious basketball fan has ever said.
Jimmy: You know what, I really think the Sacramento Kings will win the NBA finals this year.
Victor: You are such an idiot for saying that.
by Average Nothing Enjoyer July 26, 2022
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