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Quake Monkey

A player from Quake, or Unreal Tournament in some cases. Cares about nothing except themselves and their scores. Often (ALL THE TIME) ruins actually good games, such as Battlefield 1942 or Operation Flashpoint by not working as a team.
"Quake Monkeys should be legally restricted from other games."
"That Quake Monkey doesn't know the meaning of team."
by Brian September 10, 2003
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Quaking

When the vagina starts pulsating due to immense arousal.
"Girl, I am quaking! He makes me so horny, just look at him!
by walkerninjaturt July 6, 2017
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quacked

Daves arse: "QUACK!"


Anyone present: "You dirty twat"
by ShavenLunatic October 31, 2003
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Quackers

Specially assigned Duck crackers found in remote places in Africa
Winston Churchill : How is your Duck today?

Cheif !zaboule : I don't know last time I say him he was eating some Quackers
by Nuggets From Hell July 13, 2009
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quackamole

A very efficient and "hard-hitting" product development team.
This team worked harder than a quackamole! -Kim J
by Hairy2018 January 18, 2018
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Quackbatch

–noun

1. a half-hearted or silly attempt at some endeavor in order to demonstrate its futility.

-adjective

1. of or having to do with silly yet futile endeavors.
Is BP actually expecting to stop the leak, or is this merely a quackbatch attempt at getting the government to take over?

Susan collected the quackbatch data for the sole purpose of demonstrating the pointlessness to her adviser.
by JPHilo June 24, 2010
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quackola

Medical advice of questionable (at least, in the speaker's opinion) nature/origin, especially if it involves something undesirable, such as yucky-tasting foods/supplements, unwanted or disagreeable adjustments in diet/lifestyle, excessively strenuous exercise, etc.
My doctor wants me to lose weight, eat salads and vegetables, give up red meat and beer, exercise, and take a whole bunch of hard sticky pills and bitter powders! Yeah --- RIGHT!! Like I'm gonna sweat and toil and withstand that kinda TORTURE just for my HEALTH?! Heck, I'd rather live with my maladies and die a few years sooner than suffer with all of his quackola... what good is living a bit longer if you're hungry and miserable all the time?!?!???
by QuacksO November 19, 2011
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