Pulled Pork Sandwich

When three cops sit in a row and the outside two jerk off the middle one.

Officer Dick Johnson and Officer T-Bone Shaft used excessive force on Officer Justa Confused Youngman in "The Case of the Pulled Pork Sandwich."

Pulled Pork Sandwich by Schorntologist February 27, 2011

moo shoo pork 

When you pour soy sauce on a girl's vagina and eat it out

My Asian girlfriend loves the moo shoo pork

moo shoo pork by sum random name September 30, 2007

carry-on like a pork chop 

Make a fuss

Children who get their own way because they yell and scream and carry-on like pork chops learn that by yelling and screaming and carrying on like a pork chop this time and getting away with it, next time they are more likely to get their own way.

carry-on like a pork chop by mand October 25, 2003

Hot Pork 

Hot Pork (Electric Pork) is a slang word used to describe an embarassing sexual episode where a woman is strapped into a chair backwards, a curling iron is slipped into her vagina, then plugged in. The iron is savagely slipped in and out of her vagina while the perp is making sheep noises into the recipient's ear. As she begins to cry, the perp then proceeds to urinate on a bar of soap, jam it into her mouth and whip her in the face with a urine soaked towel.

Man: You've slept with my father for the last time! Now you get the Hot Pork!

Woman: OH NO!!! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOT AGAIN!!!

Man: Shut up bitch! Hot Pork...HA HA HA HA!!! Ha-ha-ha-ha-hot Pork!

Woman: WAH! WAH! WAH! WA-MMMPH! MMMPH!

Urine soaked towel: (((SLAP)))

Woman: MMMPH!

Urine soaked towel: (((SLAP)))

Man: Baaaa! Baaaaa! Baaaa!

Hot Pork by Honkey Monkey February 27, 2009

Sausage & pork hole?

A discrete way of asking for oral sex.

"Do you want sausage & pork hole?'

Sausage & pork hole? by Nohappienesswithoutcqre April 13, 2016

vitamin pork 

(1) Noun.

The nutrient lacking in the blood stream of vegans.

(2) Noun.
The sex vitamin.

Have you seen Staci lately? She stopped eating meat and she totally looks like she could use some vitamin pork.

Dude, Staci has been being a real bitch lately. She could really use some vitamin pork.

vitamin pork by SirGatorFalls September 14, 2016

Pulling pork 

Sticking your fingers in a man's ass while tugging on the ball sack with the same hand

Marty was pulling pork when his wife walked in

Pulling pork by Piplover September 4, 2016