2 definitions by SirGatorFalls

Gummin' up some nip

When a person with no teeth attempts to bite or 'gum' on a nipple, often for sexual purposes.

I would have went to that site if they we're hot, but I don't need to see ruthless toothless gummin' up some nip.

I would love to just bite on a nip but my dentures always fall out and I wind up gummin' up some nip.

by SirGatorFalls October 17, 2016

vitamin pork

(1) Noun.

The nutrient lacking in the blood stream of vegans.

(2) Noun.
The sex vitamin.

Have you seen Staci lately? She stopped eating meat and she totally looks like she could use some vitamin pork.

Dude, Staci has been being a real bitch lately. She could really use some vitamin pork.

by SirGatorFalls February 15, 2016