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Moose Knuckle 

The unsightly bulge created in the crotchal area when a man's pants are far too tight.

The moose knuckle is particularly evident in middle-aged men in suit pants or Wranglers.

If your friend says something about someone having a mooseknuckle, don't judge them for looking at an older man's crotch. It's like a bad car accident. You don't want to see what happened, but you can't pull your eyes away.
Mr. Johnson's balls were irritated all yesterday because of the horrible moose knuckle his Wranglers created.
Moose Knuckle by katbermat April 29, 2007

MOOSE KNUCKLE 

Opposite of cameltoe ie., mans package in tight jeans
John's proudly sporting his moose knuckle in those tight jeans.
MOOSE KNUCKLE by Doc October 17, 2003

Five Knuckle Shuffle 

The guys above me are perverted dumbfuck sickos; Don't listen to them.

Five Knuckle Shuffle is one of WWE Smackdown! Superstar John Cena's signature moves. He does his "You Can't See Me" then runs to the ropes, bounces against them, brushes his soldier then jumps down and punches you right in the face.
Tazz: Ohhh there goes Cena with his "you can't see me!", Cole!

Cole: FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! And the pin...!

goo knuckle 

noun,

1.) an aged testicle, typicaly shaven, wrinkled, and boasts a very venicular look

2.) a uni-nut.
Rita: I gave him a blow job last night and his goo knuckles were slapping me in the face.
goo knuckle by Wozzzzzzy October 8, 2009

moose-knuckle 

Bush's pathetic padded pelvic package at the aircraft carrier landing.
There were so many sox stuffed into his crotch that his moose-knuckle made it difficult for him to walk around it.
moose-knuckle by Renee May 11, 2003

brown slut knuckle

This rare experience occurs when you are fisting a girl and your fist comes out brown, and you then realise that you were in her ass instead of her puss. It is usually bad news for all involved.
Mate1 - "Hey mate I was trying to fist a girl in the puss last night and I ended up with a bit of brown slut knuckle"

Mate2 - "oh well, there's plenty more fish in the sea"

Mate1 - "actually she liked it... bit stinky though"

Mate2 - "nothing a bit of shower in a can wont fix"