Jessica

Jessica might seem a little weird to her friends, and they might make fun of her. But, little do they know, she will blossom into a beautiful person. Boys will fall head over heels for her when she's in her early adulthood, but when she was a kid she fit in with everyone else. So, sorry you fucking haters.

Friend #1: Eww, Jessica, don't do that. You look gross.
Jessica(thinking) : Well, I don't really give a fuck, you asshole.
Jessica: Okay.
20 YEARS FROM HER TWEEN YEARS:
Friend #1: When do you want those papers, boss?
Jessica: Tomorrow.

by TruthTeller567 August 31, 2016

jesse michaels

musical legend who is best known for being singer/songwriter of skacore pioneers Operation Ivy. after their breakup in 1989, he was in Big Rig for a while, until that broke up. he devoted about 10 years to "finding himself", which spurred severals rumors ranging from him becoming a monk to dying. he formed Common Rider in 1999 with two members of the famous Screeching Weasel, and Common Rider broke up in 2002 (i believe). he is a prophetic genius and should be looked up to as such.

Jesse Michaels is an idol to many

by lalalalalalal September 3, 2004

Jesalyn

A Strong willed woman, with great talent, especially in music, writing, acting, and photography... attractive yet mysterious and completely unpredictable. Unique is an understatement. An extremely smart, nice, funny and good looking woman. Someone that sticks in your head. Great Perseverance, and a bright personality like a star.

Jesalyn your so smart! Thanks for the help on my math.

by Denny10150 September 5, 2016

Jesters feet

The involuntary curling upwards of the toes when an orgasm is approaching, usually during masturbation.

She knew it would not be long before she would be covered in his baby-batter, as she noticed the onset of Jesters feet.

by Ally B May 19, 2004

Jess Ray

verb: To have sex between the butt cheeks without anal penetration

See "hot doggin'"

Tyler wanted to Jess Ray the girl but she said there was no way

by emullama February 21, 2009

Jesse Knapp

Pretty much the awesomest and most feared bro ever. He has been living for what many historians equate to,"Fucking forever" and has been the cause for some of mankind's greatest catastrophes, namely, the Rape of Nanking, 8 of the Crusades (he's not a fan of the Arabs), and the early 21st century release of "From Justin to Kelly". He is currently only spoken of in closed corridors at night by those deemed worthy and even they are forced to secrecy. That noise you heard last night when you woke up next to your girlfriend? He just impregnated her and evaporated. Seriously.

Someone named Robert: I just straight Jesse Knapp-ed that dude in COD.
And then Robert is killed because Jesse don't take that shit.

by Jesse Knapp April 2, 2010

Jesarah

Jesarah is a name for a crazy, pretty amazing girl. With dark hair and dark eyes. Is super sweet but has sooooo many secrets. Wears a smile to make everyone happy, but isn't happy at all. She loves to make new friends. And hates argueing. And has a deep need for affection. Always downs herself but loves to joke around and act. Guys fall for her almost instantly.

Boy 1: "Have you met Jesarah?"
Boy 2: "Hell yeah! Perfect Girl ever even tho she doesn't think so."
Boy 1: "We should go talk some sense into her"
Boy 2: "I have tried, but just go give her a hug. It helps"
Boy 1: "Sure thing!"

by TwoGuysWhoToPick June 5, 2011