Jake

A basic bitch from California that likes Starbucks

Look a Jake I bet he’s a basic bitch from California

by Mesican August 18, 2018

Jake

Jake is as person who at first seems to have a nice, charming personality, but later turns into a hormonal rapist.

Girl #1: "How did you and that guy go?"
Girl #2: "Oh he turned out to be a complete Jake!"

by spanish_joe September 1, 2010

jake riedel

the most funny, caring, patient, loving, sweet, amazing man you could imagine.

also: great in bed.

"who left me a frappuccino outside my door?"

"must have been the work of a jake riedel."

by inattirbx3 January 19, 2009

Jaked up

Lifting weights for the purpose of dropping panties and lifting couches.

I got jaked up at the gym yesterday.

by Jballs0821 January 20, 2009

Jaked

When you're taking a massive dump and your best friends' girlfriend walks in on you while changing her clothes.

I was dropping a duece and Roxy totally JAKED me!

by FoxxxyKuuu June 18, 2011

Jake

a sexy young lad, with small raisin testicles and a permanently flaccid penis. He lacks confidence when talking to girls so he just casually follows a specific someone around until they notice him. Amongst boys however, he can crack a solid joke and knows how to lighten the mood, some improvement is needed on the masculine side of him, as he appears to be rather feminine.

oh look, jake is following matilde again!

by sweetpenispie February 26, 2018

Grace and Jake

A pair that are destined to be together; they have been secretly in love for a long time but fail to admit it.
A Grace and Jake pair are people that will be together forever and will never leave each other's side.
No matter what people say abut them, their love is eternal, and they play a 'Romeo and Juliet' story. No matter the consequences, they will be together.

Random person: ohhh look at them, they're such a Grace and Jake.

by UrbanDictionaryCouples February 18, 2017