Cockerdoodle

A cockerdoodle is a very tasty dick. Best compared to a room temperature toaster strudel. All men shall strive to achieve a cockerdoodle. On a scale 1-10 of how good his dick was cockerdoodle would most definitely be 69.

Becky, “How was that dick appointment”, Janice, “OMG total cockerdoodle.”

by Cocker doodle July 30, 2018

Cooked

Someone who is very ugly, and probably doesn’t know it.

Yo, this girl just snapchatted me a selfie, but she’s cooked.

by Prologuer May 28, 2018

Cooked

When you smoke so much weed you are brain dead

“Donk you cooked bro stop smoking you slur your words even when sober”

by Weedmeme June 3, 2018

Cocker

When your still a small child and don’t want to lose all your innocence and don’t want to say cock so you say cocker

I looked out the window and I say that the bird had a huge cocker

by Sister cam November 10, 2018

Cooke’d

To screw an innocent bald man out of pay on a Saturday by pretending to do “ leaflets “

Ah yeah it was grand just Cooke’d him

by Well Boi January 9, 2019

Cooked the Cougar

Accidentally or intentionally impregnating a cougar.

Oh shit, I think I may have accidentally cooked the cougar last night.

by Syngyl April 17, 2019

Cockerino

A word used to tell them they are too cocky at something and it is more relaxed to say cockerino

Why are you so cockerino you just lost

by BoboRozo October 18, 2019