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Columnowned

Created by Fifth Column, a member of the Xbox Live community. The word quickly spread across the service. When a player get's killed, badly.
"OH! He just got columnowned!"
by Paynie February 9, 2005
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Columbian Jungle

When someone has a ton of marijuana plants growing from all corners of a room giving the impression that you are in a jungle. Seeing as to how marijuana is a main export of the S. American nation of Columbia, this is where the term gets the second part of its name.
my neighbor greg has a columbian jungle in his shed
by benihanna July 28, 2008
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clumsywalker

a clumsy walker is a female sugar baby who gets caught doing prostitution work. clumsy walkers fit into their own class of sex worker. With no real personalities, they use the internet to catfish people for friendship and resources. Usually they have a cover of "Instagram model" or "actress" but never mention their involvement in sex work.

Unlike most prostitutes, they have no goals or reasons for getting involved with prostitution. 99% of clumsy walkers are white, start as teenagers, live at home with their parents and have a history of mental health issues.

things like anorexia, bulimia, and other eating disorders are common. history of drug use or abuse. history of sexual abuse or assault. bi-polar and other forms of BPD are all common in clumsy walkers.

usually clumsy walkers can't keep real jobs for very long and always go back to sex work. They don't keep friends around and have a hard time maintaining romantic relationships. Since most of them are privileged, young, pretty and dumb they get to live in constant world of procrastination, getting high and having sex for money.

usually their meet ups with "clients" involves them being really high on drugs or pills. clumsy walkers love drugs.

Of course what makes a clumsy walker different than other sex workers is they do most of the work as a secret double life while living with their parents. You don't become an official clumsy walker until you get caught by your parents.
Damn dude...did you hear about Sophia? she got arrested. I didn't know she was a clumsywalker

"I hate going to Bar Sinister, that place is filled with clumsywalkers"

"I got another message from another clumsywalker asking for tips, shut up bitch and pay me!"

Damn Greg I really like Anna... No no no dude. watch out, i hear she is a clumsywalker.

Jessicas boyfriend found out she was really a hoe. Damn Jessica is a clumsywaker.
by picklebitz May 1, 2020
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The Columbian Exchange

When two gay men engage in anal intercourse, and one comes inside the others anal passage and then procededs to suck the semen back out.
by I am J3sus December 6, 2006
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Columbus

A college town in Ohio that likes to think it has the identity of a real city, where in reality it is a big collection of suburbs surrounding a giant university. While you'll never run out of low to medium end bars, the city substantially lacks anything else to do. Columbus is like a giant bee hive of low rent apartments occupied by government employees and recent OSU grads with shitty jobs. I'm not really sure that a young professional community exists in Columbus.
It's humorous how residents of Columbus always are quoting that they are the largest city in Ohio, when in reality the metro area is much smaller than both the true metropolitan areas in Ohio of Cincinnati and Cleveland.
by wise man 21 March 13, 2010
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Christopher Columbus

The urinal game of finding the target on the urinal,(usually near the top) where you belive the porcelin is entirely untouched, and thus marking it as your own territory.
Bro I totally just Christopher Columbused that urinal, the upper left corner is all mine.
by Mistletoe's RHA CWRU November 1, 2010
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Columbia

Shorthand word form for Columbia Pictures. A movie studio in existance since 1920 (although the name did not come until 1924).
Coca-Cola once owned Columbia from 1982-1989 and Sony owns Columbia from 1989 to the present.
by James Westerfield January 3, 2004
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