Steven Hawking Nut

When you have such a powerful nut that you're whole body looses feeling and you look like Steven Hawking while making the loudest groan as if you soul has left your body.

Dude- Hey, are you ok? Your face is messed up.
Other Dude- Yeah, I just experienced a Steven Hawking Nut while me and my "mate" were messing around, and half of my face got permanently paralyzed.
Dude- Oh man, that.....is AWESOME!

by M0/\/ty December 4, 2017

Steve Irwin

"The Crocodile Hunter". A legend who would free handle agitated crocodiles and even extremely venomous snakes such as a black mamba who tragically died too soon in 2006 due to a stingray sting to the heart

I was only 2 years old when Steve Irwin died but my parents were devastated

by bmhorton March 20, 2021

Extreme Steve/Gnarly Steve

When a guy beats off onto a table and snorts a line of his own ejaculate.

I was so lonely and desperate for drugs, I wanted to see if an Extreme/Gnarly Steve would fuck me up.

by nick March 14, 2004

Wet Steiner

n. A wet shit fart(shart) that is accompanied by the distinct odor of beer from the night before.

My Wet Steiner made my girlfriends hair smell of Mickeys.

by Caligula May 13, 2005

scammin' steve

Failed to pay 200 dollars to a website he helped create. Also is known for stopping at nothing to get a good deal. He once sucked a man off to get billet ac knobs for free. Heartless, flaming homosexual, and full of hate is the perfect definition.

Hey man, don't be a scammin' steve, pay me my 50 bucks.

by Walter P. March 23, 2005

Swagless Steven

This is what you call a guy who exudes an extreme lack of confidence. Typically these people are extremely indecisive, especially when it comes to women, and constantly worry about crap that doesn't matter at the expense of their roommates or friends. Essentially they are the anti-swag.

Swagless Friend: "Hey man, Lindsey just sent me a text wanting to hang out tonight. What should I send back?

Cool Guy: "I don't know, if you want to hang out with her tell her to come over. Stop being such a Swagless Steven."

or

Swagless Friend: "Do you think my shoes match this cool v-neck I just bought?"

Cool Guy: "How about you stop being such a Swagless Steven, and wear what the f*** you want?"

by therealdeal66 August 28, 2009

Uncle Steven

When during auto erotic asphyxiation masturbating while standing on top of something, one slips and hangs himself and dies.

My friend pulled an Uncle Steven last week when he slipped off the ironing board and hanged himself while jerking it.

by BagofDicks May 6, 2013