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Smurfy's Law

Anything that can be smurfed, will be smurfed.

(Also if you're feeling ambivalent about something, use the word smurf.)
Steve: So I heard you just saw "Interstellar"! What did you think?
Dave: I thought Christopher Nolan totally smurfed it! His use of the black-hole singularity as a plot device was, well, smurf. It really smurfed me.

Steve: Ya, I feel ya, definitely a case of Smurfy's Law in action!
by Philleepe January 8, 2015
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Smurfticles

A more humoress version of the term blue balls where a man is stimulated without being able to get off. Happens to all Smurfs that don't get lucky with Smurfette.
When Bob tried to get lucky with Suzy, he wasn't able to relieve himself and was left with Smurfticles.
by Codj53 October 23, 2011
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smurfd

to be slapped in the face by a small painted blue penis
man yestuday i got smurfd by my boyfriend and it took me a while to get the paint off
by gage helton July 18, 2011
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Smurfed

When an attractive girl sends you all the signals that will make you think that you totally and absolutely will sleep with her that night and it never happens for no definitive reason, resulting in the condition known as blue balls.
Guy 1: Dude, I'm totally making out with this chick at the bar. I am so taking her home!
Guy 2: Awesome!
2 minutes later...
Guy 1: The chick just left! I thought she was gonna sleep with me!
Guy 2: Sorry dude, you just got smurfed!
by Tongman December 26, 2013
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smurfdaddy

Smurfdaddy (n.)

Also smurf-daddy,

1. A small, elderly man who lavishes money, protection and connections on convictionless political hopefuls; in return, he requires that you kiss his ring.

2. (Slang): A variant of sugar-daddy for the political realm. A former politician who still yields enormous power within the political realm and has overt control over the fledglings that want to participate in politics.

2014, from smurf (from the French "Schtroumpf") + daddy.(colloquial diminutive of dad, from child's speech, nearly universal and probably prehistoric )
Use: “That incumbent won't survive the upcoming election, his challenger has a smurfdaddy”.
by NH_Braveheart May 23, 2014
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Smurfing

1. When a person dips their penis and/or strap-on in blue paint and slaps it against the naked body of a little person until said little person is "blue" and/or until one or both partners reaches orgasm.

2. When a man injects blue dye into his scrotum and orgasms all over a little person, getting blue "paint" all over the little person. This action usually is followed by a trip to the ER to examine the possibly leaking scrotum.
"Dude, I totally smurfed in her face last night."
"Nice! What'd you do after?"
"Got her to drive me to the hospital! My balls were wet as FUCK. It hurt like shit. She was so turned on that I was smurfing in her hand on the drive to the hospital."
by Fan123456789 February 5, 2018
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Smurfing

When a pro player makes another account to play with noobs instead of other players
OMG THAT D00d is `SMURFING
by CitizenFOffie June 7, 2018
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