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shouldering

When you are out of breath because a girl is so fly. You pant so hard your shoulders are moving
"Hey j-low do you see that fly girl"
"Yeah man, shotty got me shouldering"
shouldering by Nxk April 3, 2016

The shoulder 

Similar to The neck but in this version instead of slapping your own or someone else's neck, you gently rub their shoulder. ( This method is used by pansies and the weak) Doing The shoulder will result in you losing your man or womanhood. In other words, DON'T FUCKING DO IT YOU PUSSIES!
1. Nikhil decided that The neck from Angel hurt too much so he created The shoulder.
2. Carlos jumped on Nikhil's the shoulder bandwagon and thus became a bitch.
The shoulder by RickDaHylianWarrior December 24, 2013

tapped on the shoulder 

Being laid off from a company, usually in one of several large rounds of layoffs. Generally refers to working in a cubicle and somebody from Human Resources comes up from behind, taps you, and asks if you've "got a minute" to talk in the conference room.
Did you hear? Bill and Al got tapped on the shoulder last week....
tapped on the shoulder by SecondLook September 4, 2009

shoulder surfing

shoulder surfing is when someone looks over your sholder at an ATM to steal your PIN
He was sholder surfing when the copper spotted what he was up to and whacked him!
shoulder surfing by Ads November 22, 2004
penis

background: created by two people that desperately need lives.
I really want his sould.
sould by Kasi & Kacy December 27, 2004

Racoon Shoulder Jim 

A guy u see in walmart that wears dead pelts, perferably a "coon", that talks in a scratchy voice asking workers for help due to fact he's a giant hilbilly and need help wit technology
Racoon Shoulder Jim- "OH YEAH I LIKE THAT ONE ALOT...OH YEAH THATS GOOD ONE!"

lol good times
Racoon Shoulder Jim by Dylan Pags October 23, 2007