Mustard minge

Being from ledbury and having a minge like Coleman's mustard

I thought I'd become a taxi driver bit then got assaulted and now I can only smell mustard, at least I haven't got covid, god bless mustard minge

by Jammy66 August 17, 2021

minge hinge

A crucial moment in a relationship in which the future of the relationship (and therefore possible sexual relations) hangs in the balance.

Jake: How's it going with you and Sarah?

Ed: I'm not sure man, I think i've reached the minge hinge.

by trigger_hippy October 18, 2010

sneaky minge

a character who lacks morals, or will do anything to get his/her way. This phrase commonly pertaining to certain persons with names starting in the "A" group of English vowel sounds.

Aemonn is a sneaky minge.

by karawut January 26, 2015

Ming

God of the lower tier demons.

Ming, the god of all the lower demons, beware for your lives!

by PooCowy May 13, 2021

Minge floss

When the thong slips between the lips and rubs while she walks

She walked faster to minge floss

by Oisay December 1, 2021

Minged

An adjective describing a form of intoxication where the member is more than fried, but also in control of their actions.

Aye bruh that gas got me minged as shit. IS THERE CUM IN THAT JAUNT???

by Hammer66 June 2, 2022

minge mop

a spong or towel that's used to clean up a messy vagina.

Can you pass me the minge mop, my fanny is moist

by ResRudeBoy February 10, 2025