fart parade

a "parade" of farts. must consist of at least 6 or more farts.

you're sitting at the table and you fart consistently 6 or more times and you say "that was a nice fart parade." kind of like a pfft toot pfft pffft toot toot

by Lax mom to 3 February 24, 2009

Nose Fart

A sudden release of air through the nose

Dixie Normous laughed so har he nose farted

by MeatScepter February 3, 2020

Fart Lava

The unexpected execretion of liquid shit when you do a fart.

Bill: Man I've been so sick the last 3 days. The other day I did a fart in bed and the next thing I know there's a steaming puddle of fart lava on the sheets
Ben: wtf? who r u!

by aussiemandias September 12, 2009

Fart Bar

A granola bar, Power Bar, Clif bar or any other kind of snack or meal replacement bar that gives you gas shortly after you eat it.

Todd: On a lighter note...
Scott: No, I'm having homolunch. Fuck.
Todd: Fart bar and a V8?
Scott: Yup.

by Jerky1037 February 20, 2009

Swamp Fart

A release of gas from the anal cavity renowned for its particular moistness and pungent odour. Unlike a normal fart, and other categories of cruel fart, the swamp fart is distinct in a number of important respects. It is formed by poorly-digested vegetable or fruit matter incubating in the colon for an extended time period. This results in an uncomfortable build-up of methane gas, which when combined with semi-liquid foodstuffs, produces a wet fart sound when omitted. This is often confused with a pudding fart due to its bass timbre. However, a swamp fart is so foul smelling that it causes an immediate gagging response from those nearby. Commonly, those responsible for swamp farts quickly vacate the environments contaminated by their own farticles both to avoid blame and to check their undergarments for undesirable debris, often referred to as fart sauce.

Kimi and Chaz are sitting in their local pizza restaurant.

Kimi: Was that you Chaz? God that stinks!

Chaz: (Sniggers) Sorry love, I just produced an impromptu swamp fart. Better out than though, I can tell you!

Kimi: You're disgusting Chaz! Shall we order now?

Chaz: No...I have to go to the bathroom. I think I might have fart sauce in my shorts...

by The Gonzo Lecture March 3, 2010

A Fart in the wind

Something so useless that it might as well be nothing.

After all the crap you did, your pathetic apology doesn't amount to a fart in the wind.

by Zozothecat December 15, 2011

Brain Fart

A sudden and involuntary (although depending on the source, not altogether unexpected) release of ignorance.

Jeff had a brain fart and locked his keys in his car (again!)

by GTOgirl July 13, 2009