Cranks

One who used to hit lots of homeruns in highschool. Also might be referred to someone who used to have no neck. Or has meaty tires.

Are you playing softball this summer? Are you kidding me..They used to call me Cranks in highschool.

by Dr. Micheal Roberts February 4, 2010

Crankshaft-Walter Turkey

Anything to do with a cranky old man from the Flint Michigan area

That old Turkey is such a cranky old grouch! He is just like Walter off of Jeff Dunhams act. That old cuss is such a Crankshaft-Walter Turkey!

by Walter-Turkey February 12, 2010

crankslap

Similar to a cockslap, or getting slapped in the face with a penis. Only difference is that a crank is a way bigger than a normal penis.

"yo that girl on facebook is hot but she's got a dude in her main pic with her"

"who cares I'll crankslap that punk"

by Sweet Nicolas December 9, 2009

Crankapus

Adjective describing someones bad mood.

I hate when you are a crankapus after a long day at work!
You are such a crankapus sometimes.

by Luis Petri April 14, 2010

Crankn' it.

The Act Of rolling in your very MASSIVE penis, so you can proform daily tasks, without your cock slapping you in the feet or dragging on the floor. A very hard task to preform. so mother, bothers, sister, fathers, friends, teacher. may help with this. normaly takes hours for those special people with the gift. (: *cough*meredyth;anna&bethany*cough**cough*

Meredyth- im soo tired!!
Anna- to much Crankn' it. ??
Meredyth- YESS took me 3 hours this morning.
Bethany- ohh, mine took agess aswell, soo mum helped me out,, got her panting too.(;

Anna- OMG, my mom is helpin me now!
Meredyth- uhh mine too. that what they are there for anywayyys.

by 5 hour cranker (; April 25, 2010

Crankcatted

The condition of Ed Crankshaft of trying to feed his cat, Pickles. Except Pickles sometimes does not want to be fed. This is also known as 'airplane spoon' due to Ed using the old 'airplane-into-the-hangar' trick on Pickles.

Elmer: Edward, what the heck are you doing?

Ed: I'm trying to feed the cat, but he won't eat. He's just being Crankcatted.

Roger: I've never heard of a cat being fed with a spoon!

Ed: It worked on my daughters, why can't it work for my cat?!

Pickles: (angry) Meow! I'm not having this, Ed, quit doing it!

by Dusty's Baby Powder January 6, 2011

crank

an act of theft or a form of action

theft: Im about to go to Walmart and crank all they dvds

action: Im bout to go home and crank a shower

by drehaynes September 4, 2010