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Crankcatted 

The condition of Ed Crankshaft of trying to feed his cat, Pickles. Except Pickles sometimes does not want to be fed. This is also known as 'airplane spoon' due to Ed using the old 'airplane-into-the-hangar' trick on Pickles.
Elmer: Edward, what the heck are you doing?

Ed: I'm trying to feed the cat, but he won't eat. He's just being Crankcatted.

Roger: I've never heard of a cat being fed with a spoon!

Ed: It worked on my daughters, why can't it work for my cat?!

Pickles: (angry) Meow! I'm not having this, Ed, quit doing it!
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crankcastenater 

someone who lingers about doing their line of meth
we know to do our lines first because if we gave the glass to Janel the crankcastenater we'd be wait'n awhile
crankcastenater by Kenrod August 22, 2006
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