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autofail

To be so inadequate that one receives an automatic failure.
When one has done so poorly from the beginning that redemption of dignity, self-worth and/or passing grades is hopeless.
My essay's introduction was so convoluted that she'll read it and autofail me.
by meeleea November 2, 2009
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autofellatio

The act of performing fellatio on one's self.
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003
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autographed

The act of jizzing on someone or being jizzed on.
I gave her my autograph.
That girl got autographed by 2 guys last night.
You got autographed.
My autograph is permanent.
She had been autographed all over her face.
by Dump Train June 2, 2009
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autofacial

n. a self-administered facial, usually resulting from over-excited masturbation
"The porn flick was so good, and I was so pumped, I shot so hard I got an autofacial."
by ExtraFine August 9, 2004
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Gorilla Autopsy

Descriptive term for an ugly, hairy vagina that resembles the sight of a mutilated primate.
Dude, I went down on the bird last night... but Jesus what she's got between her legs looked like a gorilla autopsy.
by adam404 July 9, 2010
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automo-fellatio

What they refer to in the Kings of Leon song "Sex on Fire"
The dark of the alley/The breaking of day/The head while I'm driving/I'm driving

If you listen closely front singer Caleb Followill says "head while I'm driving", referring to automo-fellatio.
by Cummy worm August 12, 2010
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Automophile

The person we all know who practically pants with lust when they're waiting to cross the road because someone drove by in a very fast car.

They like to talk about cars, buy magazines about cars and watch cars on eBay that they have no intention of buying, just to see how much it goes for. They normally have at least one poster of a car in their home, and will regularly show you a picture or YouTube clip of the car they dream of owning one day. They scoff at the speed limit, have at least three points on their driving license and watch Formula One as if it's actually interesting.

These people are awful. Jeremy Clarkson is an example of a famous automophile.
Ugh, Clarkson. What a pleasure it would be to kick that self loving automophile in the balls.
by MagickDio July 12, 2011
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