autofacial

n. a self-administered facial, usually resulting from over-excited masturbation

"The porn flick was so good, and I was so pumped, I shot so hard I got an autofacial."

by ExtraFine August 9, 2004

Autofacial

When you jack off so hard, you jizz on your face.

I was watchin a granny porno and gave myself an autofacial.

by Ollie The Magic Bum August 11, 2004

Artifacial intelligence

When a person of known stupidity posts deep and thoughtfull status's or quotes on their facebook status to give themselves the appearance of intelignece or depth.

Man did you see what Kristi put up on Facebook... She is dumb as a sack of hammers but likes to post deep things so she looks smarter. Just another case of artifacial intelligence....

by mojo1269 September 26, 2011

autofail

To be so inadequate that one receives an automatic failure.
When one has done so poorly from the beginning that redemption of dignity, self-worth and/or passing grades is hopeless.

My essay's introduction was so convoluted that she'll read it and autofail me.

by meeleea November 2, 2009

Autofail

A feature on many smartphones, commonly referred to as "Autocorrect".

I'd like to use "autofail" in a sentence, but every time I type it in, it gets autocorrected to "autocorrect".

by VXS II September 19, 2012