autofacial

n. a self-administered facial, usually resulting from over-excited masturbation

"The porn flick was so good, and I was so pumped, I shot so hard I got an autofacial."

autofacial by ExtraFine August 9, 2004

Autofacial

When you jack off so hard, you jizz on your face.

I was watchin a granny porno and gave myself an autofacial.

Autofacial by Ollie The Magic Bum August 11, 2004

Artifacial intelligence 

When a person of known stupidity posts deep and thoughtfull status's or quotes on their facebook status to give themselves the appearance of intelignece or depth.

Man did you see what Kristi put up on Facebook... She is dumb as a sack of hammers but likes to post deep things so she looks smarter. Just another case of artifacial intelligence....

Artifacial intelligence by mojo1269 September 26, 2011

autofail 

To be so inadequate that one receives an automatic failure.
When one has done so poorly from the beginning that redemption of dignity, self-worth and/or passing grades is hopeless.

My essay's introduction was so convoluted that she'll read it and autofail me.

autofail by meeleea November 2, 2009

Autofail 

A feature on many smartphones, commonly referred to as "Autocorrect".

I'd like to use "autofail" in a sentence, but every time I type it in, it gets autocorrected to "autocorrect".

Autofail by VXS II September 19, 2012

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005