Pool-dle Poo

(noun)

ˈpo͞ol-dəl ˌpo͞o

The act of sneakily placing dog poop into a swimming pool’s skimmer basket—usually as revenge, a prank, or just straight-up HOA anarchy. Gross, bold, and oddly satisfying.

“When the neighbor let his dog bark at 6am all week, I hit him with a Pool-dle Poo. He’ll think twice before touching the chlorine tabs.”

by Kyguardsman2000 July 23, 2025

Matthew Pool

Big man with big pp

I have a Matthew Pool today.

by Coolboy77 January 28, 2021

speaking pool

A ceremonial participation award for people that didn’t make it into the debating team.

Hi students, Prince Charming and Snow White are the speakers, bashful, happy, angry, grumpy and sleepy are in the speaking pool.

by ZomboxSniper March 12, 2024

Pooling

Verb. - Being a smug, bald, little man intentionally arguing in bad faith or playing dumb.

"I wear a beanie to cover my baldness" - Tim Pool
"I'm drowning in the pool" - Someone getting mad when Tim is pooling all over the place

by Captain Bucket April 11, 2025

late night pool party

A midnight orgy where people bring friends with benefits, have kush and taking shots

Hey girl are you tryna go to a late night pool party with me? Let’s get drunk and fuck some girls at a late night pool party Man!

Whose tryna get high with a lot of girls tonight at the late night pool party?

by NaughtyOrgys February 25, 2020

Office Pool Eunich

When your office mates won't either join in the vairous office pools and/or mess it up somehow

I can't believe Mark and Joel split the NCAA pool- the night bfore the final game "just to be safe" What office pool eunichs!

or: I can't believe Jordan won't put in a dollar for the office pool- what an office pool eunich!

by Stank the Tank June 19, 2008

throw my kids in the pool

To take a shit

Wait here, I'm gonna throw my kids in the pool

by PhilosoFerd September 7, 2023