TaeSean

A young nigga with a crazy flow.

He on his season doe. He get no girls cuz he always in the friend zone. But he's a lover.

I want to be on that TaeSean flow today.

Have you been on TaeSean mode ?

by DJ TaShizzle October 15, 2013

Teaspooning

Just like spooning (with your partner) but rather than a parallel body on body it becomes more perpendicular with the male forming the cross with the famale for easier sexual access...

I cant seem to get into a comfortable position with spooning and sex, but if we form a T (teaspoon) its a whole lot easier...now we are teaspooning

by Jonny C 73 September 8, 2009

don't tase me bro

an expression meaning "Don't take offense!" derived from the popular youtube video of the don't tase me bro guy.

"You slept with my girlfriend?!?!"
"I'm sorry! Don't tase me bro!"

by totally dude April 6, 2008

don't tase me bro

something you say when you get tased by the police, especially if you don't deserve to get tased

Don't tase me bro, let me speak.

by BDavidM October 5, 2007

don't tase me, bro

to whine like a little girl after receiving a punishment or retribution that one deserves

After Andrew's boneheaded diatribe against imaginary evil, his cries of, "Don't tase me, bro!" brought cheers to the crowd as the security guards escorted him out.

by Dr. Jeffery O'Dwyer October 8, 2007

TEASEPOON

MALE EQUIVALENT OF A COCK TEASE.

A GUY WHO GETS A GIRL ALL WORK UP BUT DOESN'T SEAL THE DEAL IS A.... TEASEPOON

by SQUITO4d August 13, 2011

spit-teaser

This occurs when you get a chick in a room alone. Make-out with her/get her really horn. Turn her around so she faces a bed, bend her over, and rip her pants down. She is expecting you to "give it to her" hard. Simply spit in her butt-crack and walk out the door, leaving her very horny and probably pissed.

Dude, I finally gave a random girl the spit-teaser last night. Boy, was she mad!

by Geniusfromabove February 19, 2009