Grey Squirrel 

North Wales phrase for an older man.

Generally, one that has grey hair.

Not as dashing as a 'Silver Fox'.

Tends to be bushier

Emma: Ooh David you are like a Silver Fox
Neil: I'm greyer than him!
Dave: You're more like a Grey Squirrel

Grey Squirrel by BershamBackdoor August 28, 2019

barbecue squirrel

"My barbecue squirrel" is a marvelous, cute and lovable for your significant other.

What do you want to eat for dinner my barbecue squirrel

barbecue squirrel by Dabbing king <o/ July 13, 2020

Raw Squirrel 

Unprotected sex..male.. also see raw squeegy. Origin Richmond Virginia

I had sex with her raw squirrel

Raw Squirrel by SeanPea April 30, 2021

Butterhorn Squirrel

When you cover your sexual partner in butter and then blow into their anus like a French horn while they emit a high-pitch mating call similar to a squirrel to signal arousal in the nearby animals.

I was at a furry convention and gave this chick the ol' butterhorn squirrel and next I knew they were swarming my windows and doors looking for a piece of the action.

Butterhorn Squirrel by AITMA Ballz April 22, 2022

Catching A Squirrel 

The Code Name For : Jerking Off

"Be Right Back Catching A Squirrel"

Catching A Squirrel by Mr.Google April 30, 2015

punching the squirrel

When you puke in a toilet

He was face down in the stall, punching the squirrel

punching the squirrel by Tunod81 November 24, 2017

Hog-Nosed Dirt Squirrel 

A group of people or person that are/is crackheady', retarded, low-lives, inbred, or in general just dumb as two rocks fucking.

"Cleetus you Hog-Nosed Dirt Squirrel quit smoking meth everytime you do, you end up fucking the livestock!"... "One of these days your dumbass might actually fuck a female and knock up one of the poor bastards"

Hog-Nosed Dirt Squirrel by Sly.Farron June 22, 2021