protected species

A person in any sport who gets favourable treatment from the referee/umpire solely due to their reputation for being one of the best in their sport.

How could you have called a foul on me for that! Oh right, I forgot, Dave's a protected species.

by great success March 29, 2010

Prothetic

Profound and Pathetic at the same time.

I laid the things out for the sake of making something, but I made it thus far (looking at the materials and did JACK SHIT.That's just prothetic.)

by Who Moved The Trashcans? October 2, 2011

protected class

A member of a group that is marginalized in some way and not okay to joke about. Basically you can't make jokes (or employment decisions) based on any of the following variables: race, color, religion, national origin, age (40 and over), sex, veteran status, employment status, pregnancy, citizenship, having a family, having disabilities, and last but not least; DNA content.

So pretty much everybody is protected in some way.

Person 1: Get a job you lazy fuck.
Person 2: You can't say that. Unemployed persons are a protected class.
Person 1: How else am I supposed to tell you that you are a neanderthal?

Person 2: Did you really just make a comment about my DNA status? That's also a protected class. Go look up protected classes.
Person 1: looks it up that literally means that everybody in the world is a protected class in some way.
Person 2: I know. Isn't it great? Everybody is special!

by rememberBP April 26, 2017

war protester

a pussy white person who protest war

fuck those protesters, they should go to hell.

by alf May 3, 2003

Proton

Proton or Perusahaan Otomobil Nasional Berhad is Malaysia’s first national carmaker. Established in 1983 and launched its first model ‘SAGA’ in 1985. The company manufactures, assembles and sells automobiles and automobile related products. Proton bought an 80% stake in Lotus in 1997 which enables them to jointly produce high-performance cars. Proton is controlled by Petroliam Nasional Berhad or PETRONAS, the Malaysian state oil company. Their model line up includes the Iswara, Wira, Satria, Perdana, Putra, and recently, the Gen2.

Elmo: "Word sez Proton's coming out with them new model in '05, something replacing the 'ol Satria"
Fez: "Word? They might as well sell it in China"

by andamofa December 27, 2004

antiwar protestor

a dirty hippie that thinks that his beliefs will get him chicks

cop: let the fire hose loose on those antiwar protestors(dirty hippies)... they sure do look like they need a bath

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

prototype

Something which at it's current stage has been screwed up by developers and cannot yet be used by the general public

Holden Engineer: This car isn't safe.. I'm calling it a prototype.

by Santa(Ace) July 19, 2005