profound 

Something that isn't superficial but very great and intense

Dean and I share a more profound bond.

profound by i-is-board October 12, 2010

Profound 

1)to be deep/insightful

2)hard to grasp/understand to the shallow mind or someone of ordinary knowledge.

I found the preacher's sermon to be very profound and insightful, today.

Bob wasn't ver profound when he said, "I like beer and sex."

Profound by sloppyjoe24 October 3, 2008

profound 

Commonly used sarcastically in response to blatantly obvious phrases.

Person 1: "Yeah. The gunshot wound was caused by a bullet."

Person 2: "Profound."

profound by AhuganoshTheGreat August 20, 2013

profound 

A derogatory term used to describe people who consider themselves as being part of an intellectual or cultural elite. This phenomenon tends to manifest itself in the narcissistic manner such people dress and speak; as well as in their affectedly highbrow artistic and associational preferences.

guy 1) 'what's with all these anorexic, pseudo-post modern , painfully image-obsessed artistic cunts in this dingy alley? guy 2) 'it's just st jeromes dude. they're profound'.

profound by makebelieve February 27, 2008

profound 

In statistics, when a hypothesis test produces a pvalue between .001 and .002, a rejection on the null hypothesis must be declared as a ‘profound rejection’.

Ho u=u2=u3
Ha at leat one mean different

Pvalue: .ooo1
Reject the Null, assume the alternative is true.

Profound rejection

profound by Captain Coster May 6, 2006

Profound 

If he's so profound then why doesn't he have a girlfriend?

Hym *Groans* "Sound like somebody has been talking to our mother..."

Iam "Yeah... That sounds familiar..."

Hym "Bastards... Bloody bastards. Each and every one of them... God I hate this reality..."

Iam *Sigh* "This... Uh... This is a little unsettling..."

Hym "Hmm...She wouldn't know 'Profound' if it clawed it's way out of her vag... Oh wait! It already happened!"

Profound by Hym Iam May 18, 2022

profound

A fuckass word that professors like using way too much. Used by professors who think they’re smarter than everyone else and has an hard time bringing their level down to students. Often over used to the point of losing all meaning.

Sami: SSRIs are just so… profound.

Jake: Bonaduce is a profound cunt bitch professor

Rodney: I hope she profoundly shits all over the fucking floor and slips in it

profound by tossmysalad?!? uwu April 24, 2026