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Plankster

One who planks. Lying with arms by side and feet pointed. Planks originated in Australia by David "Wolfman" Williams who planked during a game of Rugby on 27 March 2011. A plankster is usually a pro at planking and knows the creative, and humour aspects of the sport.
The man planks often and is therefore a plankster.
by ThePotatoman October 15, 2011
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planking

A procedure first invented by Stacy Wilkinson in which anyone can participate. There are a few rules to "planking" however.

1. You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.
2. Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.
3. Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.
4. You must make it known that you are Planking.

5. Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.
6. Every Plank that is captured must be named.
Did you see Kaleb K. "planking" on Fb? Yeah, Stacy Wilkinson invented planking.
by GeorgeWashingtonIII October 29, 2011
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Plankster

an elite force of highly technical people who practice the art of planking.
Ashley Schaffer is the best plankster in the World.
by Schmaster November 22, 2011
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Plankblank

you have no idea where to plank anymore. you've planked everywhere and have no where to plank left.
i'm in a plankblank
by Macguru311 December 10, 2011
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plankinsons

the opposite of michael j fox's disease where a person is still for so long it becomes ridiculous.
"did you see jimmy on stage last night?" "yea he had total plankinsons"
by hoyhgdwugevd June 9, 2013
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pluck her

When you take your flaming pork sword and give a girl a vagina rumbling of a lifetime
Are you hangin with your girl tonight? Yeh imma pluck her!!!!
by frooty tooty in the booty December 28, 2013
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Plonkite

An utter plonker - someone who is exceptionally silly or is just an all round idiot
Fred looses his wallet
"Fred you absolute plonkite"
by bifs101 November 10, 2016
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