Smoky mountain high school

The most boring school in all of Western North Carolina. Filled with drama and sluts and rednecks. Wanna be different? Be scene or a band kid.

Mother: Honey would you like to go to Smoky Mountain high school?
Daughter: Do you want me to get pregnant?

Smoky mountain high school by TasteOfSyn June 1, 2011

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i raped a mountain troll

a term used to point out the unlikeliness of something someone has claimed to have done

'i won a fight against a black man last night'
'sure you did and i raped a mountain troll'

i raped a mountain troll by ihavahat April 9, 2010

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Up The Mountain

The act of being from Upper Greenwood Lake and having multiple tattoo's, regardless if you are a girl or a boy.

It is also common to have farm animals as family pets here. In fact, it's common to marry family pets here.

It's believed that the lack of oxygen Up The Mountain has gotten to the local residents' heads, which would explain the odd acting of this starnge area of the even stranger West Milford.

UGL (AKA Up The Mountain). Where the men are men, and the women have tattoo's.

Up The Mountain by Odd8Out January 24, 2009

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King Turd Of Shit Mountain

someone who thinks (mistakenly)that they run everything in the area that they are in but are oblivious to the fact that the area is a shithole and that they are, indeed, a shithead and have no power or authority at all!

did you see the idiot landlord in that dump of a pub last night? he really thought he was King Turd of Shit Mountain, didn't he?

King Turd Of Shit Mountain by rob oyns October 11, 2006