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A city so DAMN depressing it gives a man sudden urges to kill himself every morning when he wakes up. it also has weather thats random as shit, and the closest thing to gourmet food would have to be Super Target's Pizza. The parties here suck ass, and the same goes for the people that live here. on a scale of 1-10 this city deserves a fucking negative 7
Alex: Theres Nothing Ever to do in Fucking Menifee!!

Josh: We can go stalk likttle kids...
Shingo: WTF?!?!

Citizen of Menifee: I have no idea what the fuck i should wear. Yesterday it was raining and today the sky is clear...FUCK YOU MENIFEE!! i know your trying to trick me!
by ThisOneGuyFromPaloma February 05, 2011
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Menifee is a small city in Southern California. Much of the area consists of farmland and tract homes. The weather is pretty hot in the summer, frequently reaching triple digits. The homes are inexpensive and crime rates are low. If you're willing to drive an hour, you have everything you need at your disposal: beaches, mountains, etc. And if you like amusement parks, Menifee is less than two hours from Disneyland, Knott's, and Six Flags; the holy trinity of places to ride wooden roller coasters and buy mugs with a "close-enough" version of your name spelled on them.

There are the typical skaters, surfers, scenes, ravers, hicks, bro hoes, gangsters, as well as the lesser-seen hipsters, indie kids, art kids and Jesus-lovin',homeschooled kids. There's not a lot of hangout places in the town, so teens go on frequent pilgrimages to the Promenade Mall in Temecula. The girls wear Ugg boots with short shorts and tank tops. The boys let their trousers hang low like it's 1996. Once out of high school, nearly every Menifee teenager takes a year of classes at the Junior College, MSJC. Around this time, about half of the young MSJC attendees get into Death Cab for Cutie, wear plaid shirts and spend free time at Spindles Music Shack. The other half of the MSJC crop drops out because of an unwanted pregnancy, marries, and spends the rest of their lives listening to 102.7, spending hours on Facebook and reading one Stephan King novel a year.
Kyle (75% of boys in Menifee are named Kyle): "Man, I hate this town. I can't wait to get out of this suburban hell hole.
Jenny: "It's not so bad here. I mean, we just got that new four-room Forever 21 at the Promenade! If that ain't livin' large, I don't know what is!"
by The Darling Child May 03, 2011
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The town of true gangstaz, farmland, and old people.
Guy:Yo dog, I just saw another raised truck go by in Menifee.
Guy # 2: Fuck those bros!

by Nuksui April 09, 2007
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A Southern California city inhabited by more white colored trash than a dumpster behind a bridal boutique.
Who needs to go to Texas to see rednecks when Menifee is so much closer?
by Hoohampster August 02, 2015
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