Jizz Towel

A towel used to soak up your jizz once you get turned on by something extremly sexy like blood on the dance floor or oldmen walking their tiny dogs while riding their scooters. A portable version of a jizz towel is the new and improved handy jizz rag.

Example one: "jarrod matthew is so amazing and his eyes are so yummy, I luvers him"

"jeez dude, get your fucking jizz towel ready"

Example two: -riding in the car- "HOLYWALNUTS! did you just see that bilboard with Morgan Freemen?!"

"dude... I got this handy portable jizz rag for you to use"

by houdinimasterfive August 25, 2009

jizz bank

One who routinely ingests semen into any or all orifaces (see also cum dumpster)

"That dirty whore is one big jizz bank"

by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

Jizz Blitz

A Jizz Blitz loves to Jizz on everything and will Jizz on you when not even expected.

"I just got Jizz Blitzed on..where were you?"

by Veggiezombie69 October 8, 2008

jizz

the "icing" they put on your cinnabon at the airport.

i got a cinnabon when i landed,it had the servers jizz all over it! It still looked good!

by the guy you dont want to be December 10, 2011

Sweaty Jizz Farmer

Somebody who refers to Gardening in their excuse for not wanting to leave the house.

*on phone*
John: Hey you coming out today?
George: No sorry I need to help my dad mow the lawn.
John: Stop being such a Sweaty Jizz Farmer and come out.

by AfroBurglar April 30, 2009

jizz showdown

a mix between bukkake and limp biscuit. several buddies jerk off around a special slut. the first man to blow his load all over her tits gets to fuck her

Jim: So joe, what are you doin tonight?

Joe: Oh, just havin a jizz showdown on a special slut with some buddies.

by Brave Red May 11, 2006

jizzatron

A robot that helps you Jizz.

I own a jizzatron which helps me Jizz.

by Jiggles the monkey November 24, 2006