A male generally early teens to mid twenties, who sports the TOWIE haircut and clothing attire, false/sunbed tan (Tan-tastic), who goes to a nightclub and sits in a booth with his other drones and orders a bottle of grey goose. When it arrives, they take to posing and taking countless pictures, of their supposed grandieur nightout and existance, due to their expensive taste in what actually is a very good vodka. They may actually get some pussy through this social extravaganza, however the slightly more socially and culturally aware among know this vodka is mass produced and is not as of a socially exclusive beverage that these GGWs portray.
Observer 1 : Look at him over there , sporting that haircut and attire"
(Looks at Observer 2, with slight disdain)
Observer 2: Grey Goose Wanker?
Observer 1: Yeah a think so.
Observer 2: Why can't they just sit down and drink without constantly taking photos with their phones?
Observer 1: It is one of lifes' great mysteries.
(Observer 2 looks over at the GGW Specimen)
Observer 2: Let's see if he orders one.
(Looks at Observer 2, with slight disdain)
Observer 2: Grey Goose Wanker?
Observer 1: Yeah a think so.
Observer 2: Why can't they just sit down and drink without constantly taking photos with their phones?
Observer 1: It is one of lifes' great mysteries.
(Observer 2 looks over at the GGW Specimen)
Observer 2: Let's see if he orders one.
by shitlikeroses August 16, 2013
by joshmercer80@yahoo.com August 16, 2006
A dick that is hard on both ends and bendy in the middle.Almost always a result of too much booze or dope.
by wolfbait51 April 26, 2011
Only able to achieve when around people you trust and love, a silly goose time is humor with no boundaries and no judgment.
by Mmedi97 June 14, 2022
The act of shotgunning a beer from the direct bottom of the can, rather than from a hole in the side, double dildo style. Created at The Randy Goose bar in West Philadelphia, it has become something of a local staple because of the odd execution, forcing the participant to look straight in the air to avoid spilling the drink.
by The Otter Dictionary October 12, 2017
Johnny do you see that? Timmy has a boiled goose!
Dang man, I was feeling like a boiled goose last night.
Dang man, I was feeling like a boiled goose last night.
by Timbo2323432 December 01, 2011