Fisting

Shoving your fist in your partners or your anus or vagina.

Jace fucked me so hard last night. I love it when he's fisting me.

by Xx_Kiny101_xX November 16, 2016

Fishing

When a man has his penis (erect if possible) in anothers mouth and then attempts to lift the person up like their penis is a fishing rod and they just hooked an aggressive tuna.

Andrew’s wife was willing to be tea-bagged but drew the line at “going fishing”.

by HamB4clam November 17, 2017

Fishing

When a creepy ass man is in a park with a fishing rod, and at the end of the fishing rod he has a candy bar. He is standing on a van and is fishing for children.

Kid: Mom what is he doing?
Mom: Don't come close he is fishing.

by waklsdjf;klasdjfklasf May 29, 2018

Text Filing

Voluntary Filing your nails on your "texting hand" to make texting easier.

Girl #1 : Hey what are you doing right now!?

Girl #2: Text Filing! Girl, my nails have been making it so damn hard to text!

by Justdhathomo July 3, 2009

Shark fishing

Shark fishing: wanting to fuck with enormous emotion.

Person 1: id go shark fishing for you

Person 2: oh my god let's go fuck me now

by Babyhitmehard December 11, 2016

wristing and fisting

When someone has two drinks, one in their hand and another supported by the same hand's wrist.

Allows someone who is double fisting to continue to hold two drinks while freeing up their other hand.

While someone is wristing and fisting, they can enjoy two drinks wherever they are, while having the convenience of having a free hand.

Im going to wrist and fist so I can smoke a cigarette.

I want to enjoy my coke and my coffee while changing the channels.

I had a mixer and a beer in my hands but wanted to play darts so I'm wristing and fisting.

by Sadie and Tom April 27, 2011

Fining

The act or motion of a penis inserting a badly infected vagina and/or anus with the knowledge of said infection(s).

Look, Terry is walking up stairs with Mary to start fining.

by MrsRhapsody December 3, 2016