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fart police 

A person who is determined to figure out the source of a smelly fart.
Why is Bobby sniffing everyones ass. Someone must of called the fart police.
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fart-to-fart 

a fartwarming experience in which two dudes trade farts
John and I did a fart-to-fart greeting.

Let's do a fart-to-fart!
fart-to-fart by glitterchopsticks December 26, 2009

Fart on my balls 

To have intercourse with a woman
I fucked her so hard, she fart on my balls

Hey baby, wanna swing by my place later and fart on my balls
Fart on my balls by TRexus May 29, 2010

Fart Nasty 

This phrase defines a flatulence that is of maximum horrid stench. A "Fart Nasty" fart can easily clear a room and make others gag in pure disgust. "Fart Nasty" is also one of the founding members of the "Fart Boys," who received the name from his constant revolting stench that emits when he passes gas.
(Loud Fart) "Oh man I can't breathe that Fart is Fart Nasty!!'
Fart Nasty by Fart Boys December 10, 2009
another humorous term for thong. the fart is trapped in the underwear by the thong but travels down the fabric and into the vagina or back of the ball sack like a skate ramp.
After removing her pants, i was happy to discover she had a lovely lace fart ramp on.

Joe's ass explosion was so strong he almost blew out his fart ramp.
fart ramp by shankdiggy July 10, 2011

Fart Enjoyment 

The act of farting and then enjoying the smell of ones own fart.
I had a burrito earlier today. I'm looking forward to some fart enjoyment time later.
Fart Enjoyment by xannixon September 10, 2010