Brown hedge 

The brown hedge is the part that connects the rectum to the anus, located below the level of the pelvic diaphragm. It is located within the anal triangle of the perineum, between the right and left ischioanal fossa. As the final functional segment of the bowel, it functions to regulate release of excrement by two muscular sphincter complexes. The anus is the aperture at the terminal portion of the anal canal. It's also the bit you stick your dick in when going to brown town.

Stuart wanted to be an us. Susie wanted reassurances allowing him anywhere near her brown hedge: Marriage, whiskey and a lot of lube.

Brown hedge by Sharkey & Bubbles August 24, 2022

ole brown eye

it that anus! yeah! its brown, when poop comes out!

"i kicked him in his brown eye, and ruined my shoe."

ole brown eye by tlm October 19, 2003

Bigland Brown Nose 

A term describing an individual who rigourously supports an elitist system masquerading as a government/organisation that supports a democratic society with values that are just.
The person is known as a 'Brown Nose' for obvious reasons in that he is by far the most vocal supporter of this hypocritical group. Often adopting himself as a mouthpiece for that organisation.
The term 'Bigland' however, comes from more historical times during the division of property ownership. The person showing the most loyalty to the crown or local landlord was given the first choice of what land he got. Often this land would be the most fertile and the biggest patch available - hence they became a 'Big-Land' owner which through the passage of time and supposedly due to local dialects because pronounced 'bigland'.
In contemporary examples, Bigland Brown Noses become so well acquainted with those in power, they can afford to adopt a smug and often pompous attitude because they know there is little chance of them falling from grace whilst those they support have power.

In todays society the most obvious place for a Bigland Brown Nose is national government. A government that, for example, stands for equality throughout the nation, yet adopts a blatant elitist attitude that could even go so far as to be described as a proletariat would make great use of a Bigland Brown Nose who would fend off criticism - often with prepared answers that simply sidestep the issue and aim at discrediting and belittling critics often enjoying the use of official discourse in doing so.

Bigland Brown Nose by A. G. Grieved September 24, 2008

Charlie Brown Tortillas

Well done toasted flour tortillas

I would like charlie brown tortillas please.

Charlie Brown Tortillas by M.R. Galvan April 2, 2017

Mississippi brown hole 

Secret gay anal sex between a prominent politician or religious leader who publicly opposes homosexuality

Pastor Mark gave a huge speech about the horrors of homosexuality. Later that day he was caught giving the Mississippi brown hole to a gay prostitute.

Mississippi brown hole by Nutzen YerMouf May 12, 2018

Profe Brown 

The definition of cringe

“Let’s do this team. “ says Profe Brown

Profe Brown by Yep it’s me December 10, 2018

punch in the brown 

Anal Sex. Used by Jason Bateman's character in Smokin' Aces.

Rape 'em! You know, give 'em the punch in the brown!

punch in the brown by Grimholtt November 30, 2007