Bearded Marsrat

The Bearded Marsrat is a small, rodent like animal which inhabits the deep craters and canyons of the equatorial regions of Mars. It's lifespan is 60-75 earth calendar years, although it undergoes extended periods of deep isolation in accordance with the Mars winter. As the Mars year is approx. 1.88 times the length of that on earth, the Bearded Marsrat will hibernate between 27-38 times in its life.

The Bearded Marsrat is such a cool lifeform! I wish could hibernate through the Mars Winter.

by Dr. Georgia F. Ake April 17, 2020

Beard Sleep

The crusty deposit left around the mouth in the morning after dribbling into your beard during sleep.

He awoke in a funky haze of booze and regret, his mouth dry and encrusted with Beard Sleep.

by Grumpy bear 69 May 8, 2020

Bearded Spike

The coolest badass Bearded Dragon alive

Jenna thinks Bearded Spike is better than Jeremy

by JustMeTheChick October 22, 2020

tumble-beard

The state of a substantial beard when it's owner wakes from a deep slumber, resulting in a mass of tangled beard hairs poking out in multiple directions, somewhat resembling a tumbleweed.

You have a mad case of tumble-beard this morning !

by Lisarenee October 6, 2017

mufasa beard

A beard that is godly, connected, lengthy and not patchy.

That guy has such a mufasa beard

by Sweet Cheeses April 13, 2017

battle beard

The crusty, leftover residues left from a particularily enthusiastic session of cunnilingus on one's face.

The lad had such a crazy night licking out multiple girls. He had a battle beard which would have surprised even the most battle-hardened fanny lickers.

by Kirkus Maximus May 7, 2017

beard moisturizer

Female natural juices to make sure the beard is nourished and growing

She rode his face to give him the beard moisturizer he needed

by KingTrice June 13, 2017