raking your trail

To arrange the path of hair, that lay on some men and women, connecting the chest follicles to the pubic folicles in a tickling manner typically with a comb or a brush with many bristles.
Dude: "Yo Shorty, you better be ready, cause imma be raking your trail tonight"

Shorty: "That would be the bees knees!"
by Crusty Bitches July 16, 2017
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Trail Biscuit

(Used as an insult) A trail biscuit is a very Stale or dull person you keep around when you have nothing to do or have anyone else to hang out with, a kind of Hail Mary to Boredom.
Wow that guy was a real trail biscuit, I won’t be inviting that guy to hang out again.
by 3lfrieda27 January 30, 2022
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vapor-trailed

1. When someone who shows great relationship promise disappears suddenly and unexpectedly. Usually they will deliver the news with a text message, letter or, equally cowardly and detached form of media messaging. Like the vapor trail of a fast-moving airplane, there is evidence that the plane was once there, but is now nowhere to be seen.

2. Spurned
"Geri and I were getting along so well. We had several amazing dates... she was so into me two nights ago, but this morning she vapor-trailed me with a text message saying that she didn't want to see me anymore."

"Scott was so amazing. We always made time for each other. We even planned a dinner date for this evening. But when I got home from work, he vapor-trailed me with a note he slipped under my door saying that we can't hang out anymore."
by emospurned November 15, 2013
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Trail Bidet

When you shit on the trail and your buddy squirts beer up your ass to clean in up.
I had no toilet paper on the trail and had to dump so buddy gave me a trail bidet.
by skidooboyspoopin December 18, 2024
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Trail Daddy

A person who frequents hiking trails; vision and creativity driving chosen routes. Inspired by light, adventure, people and the great outdoors. Thoughtful packer, often thinking of others’ needs. Generous in nature, sharing discoveries and ideas. Some trail daddies are professional photographers, but only one is known in the Pacific Northwest.
The generous trail daddy led to me to the auroras, shared his granola bar and took pictures of me.
by FunNayNay February 19, 2025
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Slug Trail

The act when a woman is turned on and slides her vagina across a person's exposed skin leaving a wet trail of her body fluids across their body.
by BiggiESmallZ August 07, 2015
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Slug trail

The trail left by a woman's moistened nether regions post coitus on either the bed, underwear or other fabric objects .... slug trail
Babe..... you just left a crazy big slug trail on the bed, like real crazy.
by 503379 January 22, 2017
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