make heads or tails 

To not be able to choose from two things

I can't make heads or tails from this white candy or this yellow candy.

make heads or tails by iamsmart March 9, 2015

trailer park pretty 

A woman that is only attractive within the context of a trailer park.

She's not ugly, she would be beautiful in a trailer park and that is just about it.

Vanessa could have any man in the trailer park (and just about has), she is trailer park pretty.

trailer park pretty by Nutzen YerMouf February 8, 2018

Trailerface 

A description of a person's face, in which it seems obvious that he/she may have grown up in a trailer home.

Bad teeth, sunken cheeks, parents probably were on drugs. A "Trailerface" may be otherwise good looking. Similar to the infamous "Butterface."

Trailerface by jamels October 7, 2007

Happier than a tornado in a trailer park 

When you are really REALLY happy.

Annamae: "I'm soo happy that you guys are getting married. I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park"

Happier than a tornado in a trailer park by jaminimaj July 28, 2011

Trailerazation

The gradual dumbing down or de-evolution of a nation or people from (A)watching reality TV or (B) a fascination with pop culture icons with no discernible talent eg Britney Spears or Paris Hilton or anybody from 'The Hills'

The trailerazation of American continues with the latest episode of 'Big Brother'

Trailerazation by culthuu October 17, 2008

Floridian tail pipe 

The act of putting ones anus to the intake side of a running hair dryer and passing wind. The hair dryer serves to expel the noxious gas further and at a higher velocity and also heats the fart to further accentuate the auroma. Often times the hairdryer is aimed into an unsuspecting persons face. It is called a Floridian tail pipe as a homage to its creator who resides in Florida.

It took hours for Shirley to get the fart smell out of her clothes after I hit her with the ol' Floridian tail pipe.

Floridian tail pipe by Beckerman May 14, 2010

trailer park Corvette 

A trailer park Corvette is a late 1970's to early 1980's Pontiac Firebird or Chevrolet Camaro. These are the most undesirable years for these vehicles hence they make a very cheap addition even to a household with the most fincancial mismanagement, aka white trash welfare sponges. If these fine examples of American technology actually crank, they will typically run on 6 of 8 cylinders. Don't expect to find a catalytic convertor on these straight-piped beauties.

Billy Hutto just bought himself a 1982 'bird. It smokes like a crack whore at a Baptist convention and the title is questionable at best. He sure has a fine trailer park Corvette. It's a shame that his kids won't get to enjoy since DHR took them away. He seemed to think that Lucas motor oil treatment was more important than shoes for school.

trailer park Corvette by Gary Vitalis February 1, 2007