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Slingaling

An incorrigable manwhore, who can't distinguish between classy Bostonian bitches and fake blonde sluts from Slutville. The Slingaling package typically comes with a chiseled bod, an irresistable charm and swagger, but a lack of honestly and morality in general. Slingalings are also noted for their weekly blackout rates (typically 4 nights a week) and the consequential lack of memory, which prevents them from even ackowledging their own slingalingliness. While it is advised to keep a distance from these individuals, you must also keep in mind that a Slingaling is just a self-conscious boy with many insecurites hidden behind a soccer boy facade.
"Trina, who is that repulsive being leaning against that carrot-skinned Barbie at the bar?"
"Dutchess, that would be the Slingaling himself!"
by realtalker798654 April 19, 2010
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Ink slinger

A person who can cum really far, usually up the back of someone after withdrawing from anal sex.
I was fucked by the biggest ink slinger last night. He pulled out and shot his cum so far up my back it splatted my hair.

That hunk is such an olympic ink slinger. He shot it so far it blew a hole in the wall!
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L Retard, What Are You Saying

A term that is used when one is making zero sense, and you must prove the point to them that you cannot understand them.
insert person rambling nonsense
L Retard, What Are You Saying? I Can’t Understand You, You Slimy, Dripping Garbage Bag.
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purple headed yogurt slinger

"DUDE! That dirty little slut just got shot in her assholio by that nignogs purple headed yogurt slinger"

dribble dribble dribble dribble
by deederpii October 24, 2009
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yogurt slinger

When two sluts get drunk, one passes out, and then the other climbs up onto her naked chest and starts slapping her boobs around with her palms.

Then because they are really drunk, the one who is on top puts too much pressure on the one getting their tits smacked around that they puke all over the place.

Hence, a yogurt slinger or yogurt slinging
Yo, I just walked in on some hoes and they were doing the yogurt slinger on each other. It was fuckin' sweet.
by Takiakai Bondagangi April 23, 2006
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dragon slaying

the act of peeing in a woman's asshole most likey during sex
last night ian's favortie past time is dragon slaying
by emothicraver October 2, 2007
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