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n., A social movement of the late 2000's reacting to the stereotypical "
bro" of the past.
Bromantics of the past exude tooliness; living their life to the full extent of their alleged "manliness", they engage in activities celebrating their sexual nature and physicality. Most are generally white who like to excessively exercise, speak in an inarticulate manner usually regarding the "chicks" and alcohol, and identify with brand names - specifically with brands like the Armani Exchange - in an attempt to care about their looks in a
fashion unsuitable of Bromantics but appropriate for a metrosexual (although a metrosexual knows how to actually look
good). The Bromantics seemed like a sect of homosexuality due to their
obsession with mutual masturbation and porn viewing parties.
In response to this seemingly socially unacceptable life
philosophy, men started banding together in ways that did not
fit this social standard; their relationships developed from their sheer disdain of
bro's. As time and the occurrence of these groups continued, a label of a "Post-Bromantic" was adopted as their "philosophia vitae"
