by Cutt butt killer May 22, 2019
Get the peter pantsmug. The most wonderful, cutest, sexiest, funniest human being to ever walk this earth. He is also MY husband, so he is taken.
Marley: "Omg who's that cute, funny, beautiful man over there?"
Me: "Oh that's Evan Peters, he is my husband. I want him to slam me against the wall and punch me until I can't take it anymore."
Marley: "Awh man."
Me: "Oh that's Evan Peters, he is my husband. I want him to slam me against the wall and punch me until I can't take it anymore."
Marley: "Awh man."
by evan peters wifey mama November 1, 2022
Get the Evan Petersmug. Peter Sweeny is a man described by many as a Stewart Little esk with a hint of faggotry. He is a man who enjoys the hobby of chugging cock and cum guzzling. He takes a hourly 6.9 cocks, and has a Guinness world record for taking the fattest chode in the world, orally.
by Johnny Simps January 31, 2020
Get the peter sweenymug. by brianislitt July 19, 2016
Get the taylor and petermug. The fat that surrounds one's penis. Usually more previlant in those of a larger carriage. Peter fat will also give the appearance of a 'shrinking penis'
Shelly: “How are things going with you and Billy?
Jane: “Not great. Thanks to his Peter Fat he’s down to 3 inches…”
Jane: “Not great. Thanks to his Peter Fat he’s down to 3 inches…”
by KnowIdea January 29, 2012
Get the Peter Fatmug. by stoddcast January 22, 2020
Get the Newton-Petermug. " i saw an oxlee the other day"
" like a peter oxlee?"
" yeah it was pretty rough."
"not as rough as my dick"
" ay cunt"
" like a peter oxlee?"
" yeah it was pretty rough."
"not as rough as my dick"
" ay cunt"
by xSexybean123x September 30, 2016
Get the peter oxleemug.