Jesus Suffering Fuck

Scottish saying in agression

*hits had with hammer by accident* JESUS....SUFFERING...FUCK

by Russell November 18, 2003

JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR

A reference to an internet meme whose roots trace back to the a webcomic "Toothpaste for Dinner" dated August 30, 2005, titled “Basic Electronic Symbols."
In this comic strip, there were drawings of a Resistor, a Capacitor, and JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR.

Nowadays the phrase is a typical response to phrases or combinations of phrases like such as:
"Rawr."
"I am a lion"
">:3"

Depending on whether Jesus Christ is present or not, he may render assistance to your current predicament.

Lion: "Rawr. I am a Lion. >:3"
You: "JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR!"
Jesus Christ with a sawed-off shotgun: "I'll handle the lion, you just get in the car."

by tornredcarpet April 17, 2011

Jesus Boots

Sandals.(Use caution with Jesus in profane senses.)

Jesus boots are made for the summer more than spring or fall.

by Light Joker August 17, 2006

jesus light

Crepuscular ray; twilight

A very nice shot of jesus light, captured a nice lighting effect through the clouds.

by Michael Chan January 5, 2008

Urban Jesus

One who is spiritual, yet has a very attractive personality and/or good looks, is something of a genius, and is quite the romantic, may quailify for the title of urban jesus in your suburban area.

Awesome kid: Do you speak Bhukan!?
Urban Jesus: Yeah. Gahh Pridhh!
Awesome kid: What, you're gay!?
Urban Jesus: I'm dating Ashley Webber actually...
Awesome kid: Since when?
Urban Jesus: Now. Hey Ashley!

by The Urban Jesus September 26, 2009

Swedish Jesus

Technically, Opeth's lead vocalist, guitarist and songwriter, Mikael Åkerfeldt.

"After listening to Orchid, I feel blessed by Swedish Jesus."

by Ms.MT December 26, 2011

Jeebus Nazi

A Christian Fundamentalist who blindly follows the whims of evangilists(who also qualify as Jeebus Nazis) into hateful bouts of discrimination, prejusice, and overall moronic behavior.

Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson are Jeebus Nazis, as are many of their followers.

by Jeff Chislett May 26, 2004